I Choked Linda Lovelace: Our G.M., the benevelent dictator of our hash.
Our Hash Stats, he will register your attendance and keep an eye on the milestones you reach.
He speaks way too much, but then what else should you expect from the Hash Whip
Hash cash, his job is a piece of cake, which he often brings
Phuc My 2 Our Religios Advisor, she will initiate you into the ways of the hash and ensure ou pay for any misdemenours.
Hare Raiser, will make sure that you comply with your duties and make sure you don't all get lost
Our Hash Haberdash, she provides the latest fashions so that you will never suffer the indignity of a fashion abuse charge.
Don't be mesmerised by her eyes, what she writes is far more poignant.
Hash Scribe, no one understands what she says, that is why she writes it all down
Hash Liason, she has the very simple task of ensureing that we all understand each other!