|Today 20 November 2017|
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If you are leaving Saigon to go Hashing overseas please make sure you take the Indochina Mekong Hash 2018 Coasters with you and distribute accordingly. Vung Tao hash have already collected theirs courtesy of Andy. Spandex Man and Ginger Minge have take some to Laos. Head Mistress will also be distributing some in Addis Ababa for us and Cockaleaky is off to Taiwan with some in his backpack. Is anyone heading to Hanoi to do some spying?
I will not be available for the last four December Hashes, starting from the 10th December. Who would like to take over the role of G.M. for all or one of those Hashes?
The tentative date for the Hash Christmas Party is the 9th December. Please make a note of this in your diaries.
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Run 1426 The Bonfire Night Run
Location: Nhơn Trạch
Running Hares: I Choked Linda Lovelace and Sore Arse.
Walking Hare: Sexy Eyes.
Today’s run was was a bit closer to home in Nhon Tract , where the Hashers were treated to: shade, shiggy, tapioca, road and dirt tracks in the countryside, which were enjoyed by all. It didn’t rain so no one was pissed on.
Visiting hashers Andrew, gave the run report, saying it was brilliant going through the woods and everyone followed the trail as planned. It was a fun atmosphere with a couple of beers with a score of -7.
Van gave the walk report, saying it was enjoyable with green scenery, talking to kids, being followed by kids and dogs and seeing chickens, making it a good walk in the woods. She gave it a score of 8.
Overall Score = 0.5 to Sore Arse’s closest non numerical calculation. (Now there’s a surprise)!
Virgins, visitors and returnees:
Unfortunately, there were no virgins to introduce or teach the rituals of the HASH.
I Choked Linda Lovelace welcomed back the returnees and visitors: Semen Spirit, Andrew, Sam, Michael J Fox, Money Maker, Lick and Spit, Van, Tastes Great and Sore Arse. All were busy sex touring and spying in Hanoi as well as visiting from other HASHes, Sore Arse used her feeble excuse of avoiding alcohol in an attempt to raise money for charity – COP OUT!
Semen Spirit charged Shithouse for using a SMART watch for tracking his run and measuring his fitness. SNOB, just look at the physique of the Hashers!
Fucking Shane charged Sore Arse for telling him to hurry up as they would get lost if they lost the front runners. Apparently, she didn’t have faith in the co-HARE / lead HARE, but knowing Sore Arse, does she have faith in anything?
Shithouse charged Uyen for not admitting to having new shoes (still got christened as any new shoe) and not wearing her HABERDASH in the circle – Fashion Abuse!
The On On was held at Ganesh.
Casaputa will be taking us back to one of his favourite areas in an attempt to relive his student days. Expect a fast trail, with plenty of shade, high jinks and beer.
There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
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