|Today 24 August 2017|
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General Erection completed his 400th run and received his T shirt with grace and dignity as we would expect from an “old fart”; as you could see no expense was spared.
It was good to see Shithouse back he made a speedy recovery from his malady; Canadian Alana I’ve been told is also up and about now.
I’ve provisionally set the date for our annual charity run for the Loreto kids Charity, “ The Red Dress Run”, as October 22nd, please make a note of this date in your diaries. For more information on Loreto take a few minutes to peruse their website at www.loretovietnam.org.
In support of our sponsors, please let me know if your drinking at a bar that doesn’t sell San Miguel, I will pass the details on. Also if you are planning a corporate event San Miguel would be very interested in being the beer supplier. Please also take just a few moments to like the San Miguel Facebook Page.
On Sunday we will be heading out to Dong Nai. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
More news from the Other Saigon Hashes and the Hash world can be found below.
Location: Hoc Mon
The running hares for this run were General Erection and Paddy Fag, with Izzydoc taking good care of the walkers. The run report was given by the virgin Ben who stated that, having been a runner for years, this was the first time that he had actually enjoyed running. Whilst merely 21 he admitted that the energy of the Hashers made him feel lazy. He awarded a score of -68 as it it wasn't quite perfect, obviously a natural Hasher! The walk report was given by Dorothy who commented that he would have been here earlier but he got a high draft number! He felt it was worth the wait eloquently describing the beautiful rice paddies and verdant countryside. He awarded the walk -7 giving an overall score of -37.5.
General Erection was then awarded an amazing personalised T shirt to commemorate his 400th recorded Saigon run.
Next it was on to the virgins. This week we had Yun who came with Sa whilst Sa came with Spandex Man. Ben and Sheryl from the UK who came together, PG from Norway came with the absent girls from Saigon, and Atsiko came with Deadly Nightshade. The visitor this week included Dorothy and Toto from Kansas, where else! Mark joined us from Australia via Siberia and Sofia was in flight from Trumps America. The returnees were Deadly Nightshade and Hung Chocolate who have been too busy plying their trade in the city to bother with the likes of us.
Then it was on to the charges. Fukcoffee charged Spandex Man with getting the local women overexcited with his horn. Then Tinky Winky charged Fukcoffee with arrogance for making a cake which he proceeded to name after himself. However as Fukcoffee (cake) proved to be extremely tasty he escaped the ice. General Erection then charged Tinky Winky and Fucking Everywhere with being FRBs, the only silver lining in this heinous occurrence was that they missed the beer stop saving the hares 30,000 VND.
Next the Australians were under fire from Fucking Everywhere for not being Australian, many protested but the aboriginal genes were clearly lacking. Paddy Fag then charged them with being far to lenient with their dress code in parliament, who ever heard of a neo-Nazi MP in a Burka. However most agreed that the outfit really suited Ms Hansen revealing just the right amount of her visage. Mark then remained alone in the circle whilst he was charged with being vertically challenged, we all witnessed him going down on the trail and impeding Fukcoffee signature lightning progress.
At this point the GM punished the wayward Hashers who had the audacity to spend the circle on their phones or wearing hats and they were summarily banished to the ice.
Sofia was then charged by Paddy Fag. As Trumps sole present representative it was felt that the inconvenience suffered by the Hashers due to the increased security for the Apec conference should be answered for. She duly drank her down down.
The hares were then charged by Fukcoffee. He had put his powerful intellect to work on the issue of the experience of the hares and had come up with some staggering and incredibly accurate stats for our enjoyment. Between them they have somewhere in the region of 900 runs, around about 200 years and approximately 150 brain cells. Hence, despite the fact that half the trail had been laid in the dark they had guided all the Hashers safely home. General Erection was held in the circle to receive a second gift in return for services rendered, we really are just that generous.
The On On was held at Game On, an excellent choice as it serves the favoured Hashers tipple San Miguel.
That's all for this week.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: 27/08/2017 Location: Dong Nai
Jack Off and Spandex Man will be taking us back to their favourite temple for some spiritual cleansing. There will be fresh air to renew the body and beautiful views to replenish the soul. With exercise and beer thrown in what sinner could ask for more!
There will be a pick up in D2 (click here for location).
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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