|Today 24 June 2017|
Greetings fellow Hashers.
Thank you to the hares Shithouse and Sore Arse for an excellent hare set through beautiful countryside. Read more about last Sunday's hash below.
We sadly bid farewell to our friends and fellow hashers Mayumi Vice, Stray Pussy and Broken Seal. We wish them well on their travels and adventures. We look forward to seeing them back as visitors and are sure Broken Seal back will be rejoining us in 6 months. In their absence we will need a new Religious Advisor and Hash Flash. Phuc My 2 has expressed an interest in the post of Religious Advisor. We are also still looking for an eagle eyed hasher to watch the beer at the end of the Hash.
Although the hairline is looking slightly more promising it could still do with thickening out a bit. To this end please contact Stevie Blunder with the dates that you are available.
The Hash Haberdash has beautiful new stock for the ladies, thank you Ms Bean. Anyone requiring help with style, colour and presentation, Ms Bean will be at your service.
The next hash will be in Long An. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
More news from the other Saigon hashes and the Hash world can be found below.
Date: 18/06/2017 Location: Dong Nai
Running Hare: Shithouse.
Walking Hare: Sore Arse.
Today’s run was in Dong Nai, where the Hashers were treat to a great run through the countryside, shade, shiggy and water crossings, but Shithouse was there to the rescue making sure everyone arrived in one piece. Sore Arse took the walkers for a walk in the countryside and the scenery was enjoyed by ALL, with 2 wet feet river crossings.
Bob gave the walk report, saying it was a nice walk through the hills and 2 water crossings, which he had not expected, but no sun, therefore no risk of getting skin cancer with a score of score 6.5.
Stray Pussy gave the run report, saying the hare forgot it was a trail, they had done a few weeks earlier, but it was a beautiful trail giving them wet feet, but too beautiful to be a normal HASH run. She gave it a score of -15.
Overall Score = -4.25 to Sore Arse’s closest non numerical calculation.
Congratulations Turn Off the proud owner of his 100 run T-shirt.
Virgins, visitors and returnees
Broken Seal introduced the virgins: Linh from California, USA and Phuong from Vietnam and taught them the rituals of the HASH.
Broken Seal welcomed back the returnees and visitors: Merci Beaucoup, who had been SEX touring and bringing SEX tourists to Vietnam, while General Erection was SEX touring Australia.
I Choked Linda Lovelace put Ms Bean on the ice for being late for the HASH, but Stevie Blunder managed to wrangle his way off the ice by having a doctor’s note, forbidding him to sit on the ICE. He also put Phuc My 2 on the ice for interrupting him and taking photos, when he asked everyone to circle up.
General Erection charged Bambino and Stevie Blunder for speaking a different language he didn’t understand and making him paranoid that they were talking about him. All Bambino and Stevie Blunder said were nice positive things about General Erection, or so they claimed.
Sore Arse brought Mayumi Vice into the circle to present her with a leaving card, because she will be leaving Saigon and will be missed by everyone.
Broken Seal charged Sore Arse for overachieving by giving him his leaving card a week early. He did tell everyone he’d be leaving earlier than now.
White Boy Sotong Shut Up kept Broken Seal in the circle and presented him with a winking seal model to take back to Tasmania, to remember us HASHERS.
Shithouse charged the Americans for having the largest naval budget and numerous advanced Destroyers, they might be scary if only they could learn to steer them. However they appear to have an achilles heel, Philipino registered container ships have the power to almost sink them.
Stevie Blunder charged Turn Off for looking pregnant now that he was wearing his new snug fit T-shirts which he had been was awarded. So What?
Phuc My 2 charged Tug Mauy Dong and Foam My 2, because Tug Mauy Dong carried Foam My 2 over the river, but not Phuc My 2. If you are going to carry one lady over the river, then you should carry ALL ladies over the river. That’s just coming from a Sore Arse.
I Choked Linda Lovelace put Broken Seal, Mayumi Vice and Stray Pussy on the ice for deserting us ALL on the HASH and they will be missed.
The On On was held at Ganges Restaurant.
Date: 25/06/2017 Location: Long An
Ms Bean and Stevie Blunder are threatening a live hare set, so why not join us and see if you can catch yourself a hare
There will not be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we are hoping the Indochina Mekong Hash will be hosted in Vietnam. Nha Trang Hash have expressed a desire to hold the event and we have offered to help them. The trails could be a collaborative effort between Nha Trang and Saigon Hares, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goodie bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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