|Today 20 November 2017|
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Our new Hash presentation cards are ready please take some off me and distribute where and when you see fit.
The Red Dress run on the 29th of October is just around the corner, lets dig deep for Loreto, our designated children’s charity. Many Hashers have already made donations and more have made promises which we are sure they will keep! Phuc My 2 has generously offered to get 50 scarves made. The names of all Hashers donating at least 1,000,000 VND will be added to the Scarf. However printing will take time so if you are planning to donate this much and would like to see your name in print please let Sexy Eyes or Phuc My 2 know by Monday 23rd October.
If you are leaving Saigon to go Hashing overseas please make sure you take the Indochina Mekong Hash 2018 Coasters with you and distribute accordingly. Spandex Man will be taking some to Lao in November, if you’re going too take some with you as well, 350 coasters will take up a lot of space in Spandex Man's luggage, share the load.
Next week Shithouse and crew will be taking us back to our beloved Dong Nai. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Date: 15/10/2017 Location: Dong Nai River
The running hares for this trail were I Choked Linda Lovelace and Tug Muay Dong with Sexy Eyes paying special attention to the walkers. The walk report was given by Muoi who, with no coaching at all, described the walk as fantastic, commenting on the amazing scenery, the timely shelters and the fabulous hare. She awarded the walk -6.9. The run report was give by Dumblewhore who had come in a disguise that fooled nobody. He was impressed that there were still areas that he had not hashed before and found the trail interesting despite the predominance of rice paddies, rain and mud. The beer stop was particularly entertaining. He also gave a score of -6.9 so I will leave the complex calculation required to find the overall score to you.
The Grand Master then introduced the virgins to us. They were Lauren from South Africa who used the Internet to ensure she came, and Hung, Luong, Ha and Troung from Vietnam who all relied on Muoi to ensure they came, hasn’t she been busy! The returnees were Dumblewhore who has been off risking life and limb in deepest, darkest Trump Land and Doggy Style who has been much safer in gun free Australia. The visitors were Bitemark and Easy Over from Thailand.It was then on to the charges. The Vietnamese were charged as there was a jewelry raid performed on scooters in London. Due to accidents and break down during the getaway the 3 scooters became 1 scooter which transported all 6 perpetrators from the scene in a manner that perplexed the pursuant police leaving them with no clue as to who the criminals could be. I’m sure anyone who has witnessed the scooter skills in Ho Chi Minh would have been heading straight down the local London nail bar!
Meatcicle then charged Creamy Tulips, who as a native Vietnam fully conversant with its weather had taken one look at the sky and put on her sun cream. In the ensuing downpour she had been blinded by the cream that in her eyes. She was also charged by Dumblewhore who was impressed by her work ethic. Not satisfied to with dealing with water everyday at work she had decided to take a swan dive into the water on this her only day off.
Paddy Fag then called Tinky Winky and Tie Me Up into the circle. We are all aware that Tie Me Up has been off building Mansions whilst Tinky Winky has been busy drawing a wage for building nothing and now we find that there is not enough money in the pot to finish the Railway, could there be a link. He also charged the Australians for there excellent new method of dealing with an aging population. You merely ensure that the old peoples homes are easily accessible for crocodiles. Then he was on to the Italians. Renowned for being lazy they have now taken this to the extreme with the introduction of sick pay for time rquired to nurse their sick pets.
Meatcicle then identified a couple of spies in our midst. They had the audacity to wear logos advertising a brand other than our beloved San Miguel; shame! He followed this up by charging Tie Me Up for educating him. He had found a very interesting vegetable which many other Hashers had tried to get him to give to them. When Tie Me Up revealed its Thai name he understood why everyone wanted his prize. He was the only person on the hash who had got a fuck and there was no way he was giving a fuck to anyone else!
The On On was once more held at our Hash sponsors Game On.
That's all for this week.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: dd/mm/2017 Location: Dong Nai
The hares for this run will be Shithouse and Ballcock who will be providing endless variety on this run of many choices. We have been to the area once before, to great acclaim and it is a pretty area where we will be running this Sunday, in Dong Nai (of course). There will be new trails, however, and there will be choices: You can walk the walk (5 km), run the walk (5 km), run the run (7.1 km) or run the extra long (10 km). The XL will be well marked and has no checks as there will be no hare on the XL section. It is just for those who really want to stretch their legs. To make it more interesting, the XL section is in the early part, so the FRBs will have to catch up with the rest of us.
Thanks to the abundant rains, the more remote trails have become a bit overgrown, so better bring long socks, and put them on, before you start. I am sure Haberdash will be pleased to sell you a pair on the bus, if you did forget to bring yours.
There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting their First Freaky Friday Red Dress Pub Crawl to raise money for charity on Friday 27th of October. Details are on the Harriettes Facebook page and will be updated regularly so please check it out.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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