|Today 20 November 2017|
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The Red dress run this Sunday 29th Octobr. Make sure you come to the Caravelle early for the photo shoot and fashion parade for Loreto. Nguyen Thi Quyen will be on hand the project manager from Loreto if you have any questions, she will also be handing out beautiful Loreto key rings to all Hashers. Pencil Dick has kindly allowed us to use his swimming pool to cool down after the run so don't forget to bring a swimming costume and towel. Sexy Eyes has purchased a thong bikini especially we look forward to our circle by the pool. The On On will be held back in District 1. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
We need someone to volunteer to be the Hare on the on the 5th November. It is bonfire night in the UK so there could be fireworks if no-one steps up.
Date: 22/10/2017 Location: Dong Nai
The hare for this run was Shithouse , whilst the 2 walkers had a hare each in the form of Underlay and Ballcock. The run report was given by Cockaleaky who described the first part in colloquial Scottish as pish, as it was wet, muddy and had cows, the second part was more of the same with bullshit added in and the third part also included booby traps and mad dogs. So all in all just what you would expect from a perfect hash. He gave a score of 0. The walk report was given by Ian who told us that it reminded him of a typical English walk with the stately home, excellent service at the Beer stop with a warm welcome from our host and a row of pigs arses on the final stretch. He awarded the walk -6 , giving an overall score of -3.
Stevie Blunder was then awarded his 75 run T shirt, whilst changing he reminded us of why he is the current reigning Miss Saigon, although he is destined to loose his crown soon.
There were no virgins this week. The returnees were Casaputa who has been off exploring Europe and Spain And Yuri who has avoided us for 2 years but was finally mentally recovered enough to rejoin us at the insistence of Inbound. The visitor was Dimwit From Ballarat, Auatralia, who came due to the recommendation of Ballbag.
It was then on to the charges. Ballcock charged Shithouse. Although they had designed an excellent trail which had succeeded in their primary objective of Loosing Spandex Man, Shithouse had suffered a bout of Alzheimer and had gone and found him again.
Stevie Blunder then charged Doggy Style, who had found a familiar looking hat on the trail and thinking it was the GM's had looked to see if he was underneath it. It was actually case of mistaken identity as the hat actually belonged to Shithouse.
Shithouse then charged Spandex Man for causing confusion. He had been very concerned when Spandex Man had informed him that there was someone else lost on the trail. He described the Hasher as very very small in a blue T shirt, who was this errant Hasher? It was Tinky Winky who was not small, not lost and enjoying a beer at the beer stop.
The On On was held at L'usine.
That's all for this week.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: 29/10/2017 Location: District 9
The hares for this long anticipated run will be Paddy Fag and Rainman with our GM and Sexy Eyes looking after the walkers. The run will incorporate urban succession, moving from wilderness through allocated land to urban vistas, an urban development and water buffalo ponds before ending at a Danish mans Castle. Te main event will then take place by the pool with the contestants strutting their funky stuff in an attempt to earn the coveted title of Miss Saigon. Dint forget to wear your best Red Dress and bring a swimming costume and towel so that you can cool off in the sparkling water.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail. We are still looking for a hare for the run on the 5th of November.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting their First Freaky Friday Red Dress Pub Crawl to raise money for charity on Friday 27th of October. Details are on the Harriettes Facebook page and will be updated regularly so please check it out. For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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