|Today 20 November 2017|
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MISS SAIGON 2017. The judges understandably took a long time to wheedle down the contestants. In third place was the virgin Dan, runner up was Meatsickle, and finally this year’s crown was won by Ballcock, who was looking resplendent in his red wig. I did approach him for a comment a few moments after he was announced winner, sadly he was too overcome with emotion to offer up a quote.
Jaspas kindly donated four vouchers to help us in our efforts to raise money for Loreto. Sexy Eyes and Append A Dick To Me were the generous winning bidders in the auction raising 1.6 million dong. Tam and Loan won the raffle. In total, if all hashers keep their promises, we should raise 38,480,000 vnd.
Thank you to Rainman, his wife and family, it was very kind of them to offer their home and pool. I think I can speak for everyone by saying we had a wonderful relaxing time.
The Harriettes Red Dress Pub Crawl on Friday night was also a great success,(what is it about men wearing womens clothes?). My colleague Tina, was that impressed she decided to wear red as well. They raised 14,466,200 vnd for flood relief in Northern Vietnam.
I will not be available for the last four December Hashes, starting from the 10th December. Who would like to take over the role of G.M. for all or one of those Hashes?
If you are leaving Saigon to go Hashing overseas please make sure you take the Indochina Mekong Hash 2018 Coasters with you and distribute accordingly. Vung Tao hash have already collected theirs courtesy of Andy. Spandex Man and Ginger Minge will be taking some to Lao in November, if you’re going too take some with you as well, 350 coasters will take up a lot of space in Spandex Man's luggage, share the load. Head Mistress will also be distributing some in Addis Ababa for us.
My (ICLL) mislaid running top, shorts and socks have been returned and washed, thanks Slow Gin.
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Date: 29/10/2017 Location: District 9
The hares for the run were Rainman and I Choked Linda Lovelace, with Paddy Fag and Sexy Eyes keeping a careful eye on the walkers. The run report was given by Casaputa who described it as beautiful at the beginning, with an interesting trail, then the middle section was shitty with dust road and no paper, however it redeemed itself again at the end with beauty and then paradise. He gave a score of -50. The walk report was given by Head Mistress who told us that it had been a short stroll, with little shiggy, little mud, little hills if fact everything seemed much smaller than she was used to, even the buffalo crossing the trail. She awarded the walk 2, giving an overall score of -24.
The virgins were then introduced to us. They were Tam from Vietnam who came with his sister, Anh from Vietnam and Ali from Mexico who bath had friends to make them come and Eileen from Malaysia who came with Genital Proctologist. There were also Dan and Jackie from America came thanks to the efforts of Lauren and sexy Eyes respectively. The Returnees had all had to drop everything and return to Saigon as they had been unable to live with the fact that they might miss the famous Miss Saigon competition. Down Underware and Bush Ranger had rushed back from Australia and Herpes Emma And Sophie had used it as an excuse to Leave Trumps America with a plan to never return. Rainman had been unable to avoid it as he was the host, Genital protologist had finally decided that she would have to come alone, and Chorrizo had given up his newly acquired life to head back. Fine Arse had managed to pull herself away from her art to view the fine ladies on display and Head Mistress had made the ultimate sacrifice, dragging herself away from horney Africa.
Then the charges commenced. First up was Paddy Fag who almost had a Harvey Weinburg moment when chastising the Herpes spawn for the lack of respect they had shown for her venerable Hasher status. However the moment quickly passed as she reminisced about pushing them along trails in Prams.
Then Headmistress charged Sexy Eyes for having a brain malfunction when writing last weeks report and turning Rainman into Pencil Dick. Most of the Hashers were busy contemplating how this Freudian slip may have come about, however Headmistress, who is very familiar with the elusive Pencil Dick, had wasted many hours trying to work out how he had acquired such a beautiful pool. Sexy Eyes remained silent on the subject.
There were no more charges as every one was eager to get onto the competition. However, first there was a hash auction. The bidding on the first voucher was fast and furious with Sexy Eyes getting carried away as usual. Then the Hashers seemed to lose the plot on the second auction with incremental bids of 1000 vnd. Luckily Append A Dick To Me rushed to the rescue hoicking the price and securing the voucher. Next raffel was drawn by the original Miss Saigon who was standing in for the sulking Miss Saigon 2016.
Then the moment we had been waiting for. The contestants stepped into the circle in a dazzling display of colour, make up and figure hugging outfits. The Hashers were riveted to the spot. Probing questions were asked, the anticipated number referred to liking young children. They then paraded around the circle with their sexiest hip swinging gaits before they lined up again in front of the judges trembling in anticipation. The judges took a long time and the tension mount, with no elimination the stakes could not have been higher. Finally the judges came to a decision and Miss Saigon 2017 was crowned. The winners celebrated and the losers bitched in the traditional manner and drowned their sorrows, like all ladies do, with beer.
The On On was held at The View Rooftop Bar
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 05/11/2017 Location: Nhơn Trạch
In honour of the British celebration of the burning of the guy who tried to blow up parliament I choked Linda Lovelace, Sexy Eyes and Sore Arse will be taking you out into the woods. With a fiery spirit and a sparkle in your eyes you can meet the challenges of this beautiful trail and even imagine that you are running from the authorities if that's what takes your fancy.
There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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