|Today 24 August 2017|
How do you feel to have a GM from a Nazi country? Or do you feel any better since you know that your GM actually comes from a Banana republic (says president Erdogan from Turkey). If this is "more than you can bear", your chance to make amends will come on April first when the Saigon Hash will hold its so-called AGM. During this Annual General Meeting, also referred to as the Annual General Piss Up, we will elect the Fool on the Hill, otherwise known as the GM, for the coming period. The election will be carried out in a totally fair and transparent manner, copied from shining examples of democracy such as Zimbabwe and North Korea. The only difference will be that we will have (free) food and drinks.
We will use the occasion to also present awards to Hashers that have shown outstanding performance during the past year.
We are still working on a suitable location that qualifies for the AGPU, with good food and drinks. Suggestions are welcome.
And then we were back in the Great Rift Valley, an old stomping ground we discovered many years ago by accident and where Broken Seal set an attractive trail, this past Sunday. Read what happened in Sore Arse's scribe report and check out the video by clicking on the Saigon HHH tube..
The coming week we will be looking forward to te St. Patrick's run, with 24 hashers from Pattaya testing the suspension of our Hash bus. For details click here.
HARES WANTED FOR RUN 1395 ON 26th MARCH
We still urgently need a hare for the run on 26th March. Contact Stevie via email@example.com or call him at 0126 786 2068.
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Run 1392 Broken Seal's reparations
Running Hares: Broken Seal.
Walking Hares: Unzip Me Quick and Sore Arse.
Today’s Hares to took the HASHERS to another favourite place, Binh Duong for a nice change as they hadn’t been there for a long time. Everyone was treated to some wet feet, shaggy, dirt tracks, greenery with some sun and shade. Can they give back popularity to Binh Duong and make it stay on the map?
Let’s wait and see.
Broken Seal was put on the ICE for a late return for the runners.
Harmonika Lewinski Gave the run report, saying it was the longest 7 Kilometer run, more like a 14K on, but with lots of nice scenery and terrain. Despite being challenging and fucked up on the paper, it was very much enjoyed, with a score of -3.
Big Mac went on to give the walk report, saying it was a great walk with plenty of cover apart from the confusion among the HARES. – Well if one happens to be Sore Arse, then what do you expect? It was nice to run through rubber plantations and the bridge broke at one point. OOPS! The walk was awarded with a score of -5.
Overall Score = -4 .
I Choked Linda Lovelace was awarded the T-shirt for having completed 100 runs. Sorry no women to award at the same time.
Virgins, visitors and returnees:
Paddy Fag welcomed the virgins: Trung and Bonny from Vietnam and Gill from Israel and taught them the rituals of the HASH.
Jack Off then welcomed the visitors and returnees: 6:35; Lick Lick; Angelika; Martin; Trung; Where’s His Balls; Habitat; Happy; Hooch and Big Mac.
Paddy Fag charged the Dutch for speaking Dutch and being arrogant bastards in the run up to the presidential election.
Paddy charged the Polish because the future President announced that women are less intelligent than men. Sound like BULLSHIT, unless he really can prove it – SEXIST!
Jack Off charged Spandex Man for drinking with the wrong hand – SO what?
Paddy Fag charged the Americans, because Donald Trump decided to show the world he’s a man of wisdom, celebrate St. Patrick’s Day and design a cap for this, but could not remember how many leaves were on a shamrock. Should have left that to the Irish, the shamrock experts.
Paddy Fag charged Slow Gin for physically shagging the guts out of Fuckoffee, following his hernia operation and leaving him bed ridden, so he could not come to the HASH. Isn’t that what you would call GIRL POWER?
We had 2 namings today: Anabelle will now be known as Lick-A-Lot-A-Pus and Martin will be known as Hymen-Lick-Manoeuvre.
Woofter was brought in to be the HASH dobber and made the following charges:
Harmonika Lewinski charged Slow Gin for taking photos on the HASH and not caring for her bed ridden husband. He’ll soon get better – And didn’t he have his guts shagged out – then that should keep him happy! Some of wish we could have some more SEX too!
Broken Seal charged Where’s His Balls for coming back to Binh Duong, wanting to come back to the HASH and promising to set a trail and lead the runners with Broken Seal, but didn’t turn up at all, leaving Broken Seal to reccie and set the trail without him. Laziness.
I Choked Linda Lovelace charged Fucking Everywhere for being in Vietnam too long. 8 HASHERS lined up to cross the bridge, but Fucking Everywhere jumped the queue, ran straight to the front and crossed the bridge before the others. Wait a minute, the idea of being a Front Running Bastard is to run ahead, over take and not give a SHIT! – Maybe I Choked Linda Lovelace should try being a Front Running Bastard one day. It is another thrill.
Paddy Fag charged the Scottish People, because one Scottish HASHER broke the monkey bridge and left it for the local people to sort out. How rude and lazy! Paddy Fag also brought in Sore Arse, because she had earlier stated that she had witnessed the same thing from Paddy Fag and mentioned that he had fixed that Bridge himself, taking FULL responsibility for his actions. This has proved Paddy Fag to remain the gentleman he is.
General Erection charged an Australian visiting HASHER for not waiting at the HASH HALT, but running ahead, ignoring the rules, bringing all the Australians into the circle for down downs.
Jack Off charged the elderly as General Erection had a midlife-career change.
Paddy Fag charged I Choked Linda Lovelace and Unzip Me Quick for not knowing the history of Monika Lewinkski or what a blow job is, but Broken Seal came on the defensive, declaring Paddy Fag’s charge to be false and that Unzip Me Quick actually does know what a blow job is and Paddy Fag was put on the ice for this.
Spandex Man charged the Vietnamese for proving a lot for the Americans, who are the World’s number 1, according to the Newspapers, but this so the Vietnamese can gain benefits from these Americans. However, the King Kong Statue at Vivo City was burnt down.
Next week HARES will be Paddy Fag, Pole Polisher, Jack Off and Inbound in our favourite place of Dong Nai with 2 churches, The Virgin Mary and Jesus. Wear green or nowt. No Irish jokes or there will be some SERIOUS icing!
Don’t forget, we’re getting company next week, the HASHERS from Pattaya, so we need to set them a good example – Hold on, what the f*$# does that mean?
The On On was held at JJ Fish & Chip Restaurant
Run 1393 St. Patrick's Day
Hares: The Irish and Pole Polisher
We will be up in the Banana Republic of Dong Nai, on the way to the Tri Anh lake, with 2 churches, The Virgin Mary and Jesus.
Lead Hare Paddy Fag wrote:
"Welcome to the Annual Saigon Hash - St Patrick's Day Run. A truly spiritual event in the beautiful countryside of Dong Nai. We offer fish ponds, woodland, hills, streams, orchards, shady tracks, and even more shady Hashers. Especially our visitors from Pattaya. Hares are: Inbound, Pole Polisher, Jackoff, and Paddy Fag.
All spiritual donations (i.e. whiskey, whisky, gin, vodka, sake, schnapps etc) most welcome. Ladies: Saint Paddy Fag will look after you and protect you from venomous trouser snakes.
See you all there
Paddy Fag 0903 - 351 462"
Don't forget to wear GREEN!!
The bus will leave from the Caravelle on Sunday at 14h00 sharp. There will be a pickup in District 2 for the usual suspects.
News from the Hash World
Pattaya Hash visit on 19 March 2017
About 24 Hashers from Pattaya, Thailand, will visit us a week before the Nha Trang anniversary, on our annual St. Patrick's day run.
Nha Thrang Hash 4th Anniversary 24-26 March 2017
Nha Trang Hash will celebrate its 4th Anniversary in March 2017. The organizer Dingo promises that "it is going to be big, with countryside runs, a boat trip with island lunch, beach swimming, ocean playing, night time partying with live music and much more".
The anniversary weekend is now fully subscribed and, if you want to go, try getting on the waiting list. Not everyone has paid yet, and there may be a (small) chance of making it. More details can be found here.
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