|Today 24 June 2017|
Yes I know: still looking for someone to help keep check on our beer consumption after the run please.
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Date: 11/06/2017 Location: Phu Thanh, Dong Nai
Running Hares: Broken Seal and Unzip Me Quick.
Walking Hares: Appendadictomy and Room Service.
Today’s run was in Phu Thanh, where the Hashers were treated to some mud and puddles in a beautiful scenic area with lots of shade, trees and forest and with a beer stop to keep us hydrated.
Bob gave the walk report, saying it was a nice walk in the woods and he didn’t get lost, because he was always behind someone else. Unfortunately his shoes got wet therefore his score was -12.
Harmonika Lewinski gave the run report, saying the hares had done a good job keeping it well organised and making sure the checks were at least 500 metres long before steering him in the right direction. There was a lot of shade on a really nice trail and a beer stop to keep everyone happy. S/He gave it a score of +6.66.
Overall Score = -2.675 to Sore Arse’s closest non numerical calculation.
Virgins, visitors and returnees.
Broken Seal Introduced the virgins: Kim and Dan from Australia, Sammy from the UK and Phuong from Vietnam and taught them the rituals of the HASH.
Broken Seal welcomed back the returnees and visitors: Bob and Nhi.
Harmonika Lewinski was put on the ice for dropping his beer and wasting it. Beer is for drinking and not watering the plants!
White Boy Sotong Shut Up was brought in to be the HASH Dobber and charged Stray Pussy and Sexy Eyes for short cutting their way to the beer stop. Apparently they went over a X (cross), which marked a false trail and didn’t mention it until they got to the beer stop. So that’s how they beat the Front Running Bastards to the BEER Stop. Cheetahs!
Appendadictamy charged Room Service – his own wife – for saying to him on the bus, “we went on this road yesterday”, making her out to be geographically challenged.
Sore Arse brought Broken Seal into the circle to present him with a homemade Farewell card, because he will be leaving us again to go back to Tasmania. We will all miss him.
Harmonika Lewinski charged Nhi for chatting him up with her perfect English (better than Sore Arse’s English) and admitting that she came on the HASH to find a 3rd American boyfriend. How many does she want?
Meatsickle charged Bambino because the Italian economy was going down and when asked to sign 2 cards for Broken Seal and another HASHER, who didn’t come to the HASH, Bambino said signing 2 cards was too complicated.
Harmonika Lewinski charged Broken Seal for misleading the virgins about the trail when giving information in the circle before starting the run. Isn’t what the HASH is all about?
The On On was held at The Winking Seal.
Date: 18/06/2017 Location: Dong Nai
Shithouse to the rescue again. Not so many hashers remember the Dutch King's Day Run in April, mainly because there were not so many. Those who did, had to run the Ballbreaker to experience the most beautiful parts of that area.
Now, everyone will have a chance to run through that beautiful area in an A to B run/walk in Dong Nai (Long Thanh). Using several new trails, we will get a good overview of the area, all within a reasonable 8.1 km. Walkers will shortcut and will reach the B-target after 5.6 km.
There will be plenty of paper, even in this rainy season, and more than enough false trails for the runners.
There will be a pickup in D2 (what did you expect from a Shithouse run?).
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we are hoping the Indochina Mekong Hash will be hosted in Vietnam. Nha Trang Hash have expressed a desire to hold the event and we have offered to help them. The trails could be a collaborative effort between Nha Trang and Saigon Hares, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goodie bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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