|Today 20 November 2017|
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Fellow Hashers, please join me in thanking Harmonica Lewinski, Ginge Minge, Dizzy Girl, Drama Queen, Spicy Sports and Friar Fuck for their efforts in finding such a challenging hash around District 2. Fortunately I did not get to see the piles of shit that everyone else seemed to talk abut post run. It made a pleasant change to have the circle and On On at the same place (can anyone recall the last time we did that?). We were all whisked off to the "Land of the Free" courtesy of the delicious food served up BBQ style by the hares. I feel as if I must mention the sterling work performed by Sexy Eyes in collecting the cash pre-hash and post-circle as well as writing the report, her efforts were only surpassed by Meaticles efficient, courteous performance as the waiter. News of this has spread quickly, the GM of the Caravelle has already inquired about his availability. Read more about last Sunday's hash below
After much deliberation the dates for the Indochina Mekong Hash will be the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September.
The run next week will be organised by Turn Off. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Date: 09/07/2017 Location: District 2
There were a plethora of hares on this run, the majority of whom were virgins. Ginge Minge, Harmonic Lewinski and Dizzy Girl, the more experienced Hashers, led the runners. The they did an excellent job of loosing the appropriate Hashers (Inbound, Jack Off, Spandex Man, Double Dutch and Mai). That must be some sort of record. Unfortunately all the aforementioned wayward Hashers managed to find there way back to Estella for the pool and the BBQ. Rumour has it they were not lost just enjoying the San Miguel at a local hostelry. The less experienced Hashers Drama Queen, Spicy Sports and Friar Fuck, with a total of 4 hashes to their credit, took care of the walkers ensuring they all reached the beer safely. I predict a bright Hashing future for them.
The walk report was given by Ballcock who described it as spectacular. He commented on how well our three virgins had performed, and described the varied terrain that we passed through. We must bear in mind at this point that he has spent a lifetime in waste disposal, however he claimed that never before had he witnessed a solid waste disposal system to match the wooden plinths over the bubbling black brook, he was just sorry that Shithouse had missed it. The aroma was also indescribable. Luckily the walkers were led to a beautiful beer stop which helped them to cleanse their minds and souls. He gave a score of -10. The run report was given by Bigsy who likened Harmonica to Lawrence of Arabia leading his followers through shitty swampy ground to find the next watering hole. He thoroughly enjoyed the run and was surprised at the variety of challenges given the urban setting. He gave a score of -15 giving an overall score of -12.5.
The virgin hares then needed to be named. After some mass debating Drama Queen, Spicy Sports and Friar Fuck were initiated into the hash.
The Religious Adviser then continued with the initiation rituals by welcoming the virgins. They were Friar Fuck from the UK and My from Vietnam who both came with Harmonica Lewinski. The returnee was Harmonica Lewinski and the visitors were Susie and Bigsy who came all the way from Australia.
Then it was time for the charges. Appendadicktome charged Friar Fuck; he has hashed all over the world but never before has he seen a sight to match the 'pyramids of shit' that he encountered today. He also charged Room Services dog. It had joined the walk but had not walked, he had ended up having to carry it all the way around. The dog duly drank its down down and still its feet didn't touch the ground. Meatcicle charged Ginger Minge for not providing enough fruit for him to steal on the way round. The Americans were then charged for being American, electing Trump and refusing to acknowledge global warming. The G20 Will do very nicely as the G19. Finally Cucu charged Mai for insisting on going on the run and then forgetting to run.
The smells from the BBQ then proved too much for the assembled Hashers and the circle was closed to allow the On On and party to begin.
That's all for this week.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: 16/07/2017 Location: Long Thanh
For next weeks run Turn Off and his merry band will be taking us off to Long Thanh Golf course; plus fours are optional! There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we are hoping the Indochina Mekong Hash will be hosted in Vietnam. Nha Trang Hash have expressed a desire to hold the event and we have offered to help them. The trails could be a collaborative effort between Nha Trang and Saigon Hares, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goodie bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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