I am looking for one or two volunteers to join me as co-hares and walking hare on the 24th of July which might be recorded in our anals as "dickless Sunday". For one day we'll forget about our genitals and focus completely on higher priorities such as pussies (those hairy fuzzy pets we love to cuddle until they purr), beerstops (before, after and during), and politics (what famous leaders such as Fidel Castro, Bill Clinton and other US presidents have in common).
Trail will be laid on the 23rd of July. Virgin territory exploration will be carried out on 8 and 9 July or 15 and 16 July.
Still looking for friendly company to escort me or lead me into haredom during those days. Best to respond soon in order to not receiving further inappropriate email or hatemail. Co-hares will also be offered unique discounts on laces and offered some pleasant warm liquids (straight up or take away) .
In the spirit of a Wednesday 10am hangover office day I remain faithful and expectantly looking forward to your reply.