|Today 11 December 2017|
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This week we are back on familiar ground in Dong Nai with Bambino. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
We are now being supported by Game On. We will get a discounted hash menu for our On Ons and a free tower of San Miguel (as long as there is more than six of us). We will have 12 on on's per year and two official events. Does anyone have or know where or what happened to the Hash picture which was hanging on the right-hand wall of the Spotted Cow? Game On will advertise/promote us and are happy to have our picture on the wall. We will of course reciprocate on our Facebook page and website. On that note it is their 4th anniversary this Wednesday, they will be having their own promotions on the day, so please pop along and show them our support. (Wearing a hash T shirt would be ideal.) The party will start a 6 pm.
Date: 06/08/2017 Location: Binh Duong
The running hares were Paddy Fag and I Choked Linda Lovelace, whilst the walkers had the opportunity of breaking in the virgin hare Tug Muay Dong with some help from Sexy Eyes. The run report was given by Tinkler who was intrigued when he learnt he would be doing a Paddy Fag Binh Duong trail as the last time he experienced this was 12 years ago. He found everything very much as he remembered it, time and training had failed to have any effect on Paddy Fags trail setting skills but luckily the area had also remained relatively undeveloped. Despite the misguidance and lack of paper recognition he felt it was a good trail and awarded a score of 6. Room Service and her bitch were also impressed by the walking trail, the terrain was so easy the dog even managed to walk part of the way. They gave a score of -5 making the overall score 0.5.
Tug Muay Dong and Ginge Minge were then awarded their first hare set T shirts and bared their chests for the girls.
The GM then introduced us to the visitors and returnees. The visitors were Cuong from Chicago via Nha Trang, Fucking Shine, and Dirty Duck from Bahrain. As for the returnees Tinkler has been on an extended sex tour to Bangkok, Room Service has been moving her bits and Slow Orgasm has been coming too slowly to catch the bus.
It was then time for the charges. The hares were called into the middle. General Erection charged them with misdirection. Although the bus had arrived safely at B it had almost not found A despite the presence of 3 hares. Fukoffee then charged the hares with almost failing to have a Hash due to the adversity which they had piled upon themselves. Whilst doing the reccies I Choked Linda Lovelace had been misplaced, Sexy Eyes had become rabid after being attacked by a dog, Paddy Fag had decided to take on a car and Tug Muay Don, not wanting to be left out, had been hit and dragged by a drunk driver. Luckily the hashing spirit had prevailed as "the hash must go on".
Fucking Everywhere the called in the Americans and Paddy Fag and charged them with proving incapable of keeping the ships on course. In Paddys case his ship strongly resembles the hash bus.
Meatcicle the charged Room Service with being a helicopter parent. She is planning to protect her bitch by turning it into a lesbian. The vet has assured her that it is a very simple operation. Room Service then very kindly donated her leash to Sexy Eyes as Sexy Eyes keeps losing her bitch. However this led to a charge against Stevie as it is widely felt that last weeks antics constituted a failed coupe, the hash is divided about this failure. Next Spandex man was called in for not blowing well enough, it has been suggested that a decent blow job would have prevented the GM from straying.
Finally the Vietnam were called in and applauded on their progressive extradition policy. It was felt that kidnapping corrupt officials could be an effective measure in the fight against injustice.
The On On was held at Game On where the lucky hashers were treated to a free tower of San Miguel.
That's all for this week.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: dd/mm/2017 Location: Dong Nai
the hares for this run will be Bambino Cicciolino, Stevie Blunder, Apendictomy and In Flight Service. Bambino is growing fast, so fast indeed that some might not recognise him anymore. After a memorable Monday night run he will set another live trail at the end of the motorway. It will be a live trail, and specially for the runners, it will be wet and tricky. If you have a tendency of getting lost and not spotting flour on the ground, I suggest you bring your phone or Garmin with you, but have something to protect it from water.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here. There will be a pick up in D2.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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