|Today 18 October 2017|
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Last night we negotiated and renewed our contract with San Miguel for another year. They have asked us to keep an eye open for any bar we visit that does not sell San Miguel products, i.e.
San Miguel Pale Pilsen (our regular beer in the brown bottles)
San Miguel Light (low calorie lager)
San Miguel Cerveza Negra (dark lager)
Red Horse (strong lager)
Please let me know the bars and I will pass the details on. Also if you are planning a corporate event San Miguel would be very interested in being the beer supplier.
Please also take just a few moments to like the San Miguel Facebook Page.
I would like to say a big thank you to Stanley Malvar and his team at San Miguel for their continuing support.
This weeks hash is in the capable hands of General Erection. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Date: 13/08/2017 Location: Dong Nai
The live hares for this run were Bambino Ciccolina and Stevie Blunder, with Apendadicktome and In Flight Service taking good care of the walkers. Tyler gave the run report describing the weather as perfect for swimming which given the 3 river crossings ensured everyone was wet and slippery. It also included a pig style cut and plenty of cow manure to ensure we were all dirty. He gave it a score of -6.5. Chook then reported on the walk agreeing that the weather was perfect thanks to impeccable timing due to the slight detour taken by the bus. Despite an inauspicious start, with 2 walkers bailing due to stocking and sandal issues, he praised the foresight of their hare who successful guided then around the various obstacles that had been planned for them, literally. He awarded the only score appropriate -69, giving an overall score of -37.75.
The GM then filled in for the Religious Adviser as he was desparate to have the opportunity of breaking in the virgin Vung from Ho Chi Minh City who came with Slow Orgasm. The returnees were then challenged concerning their absences. Hot Pickle as been busy in the city, Sheryl and Chook have been on a sex tour which involved going down under, and In Flight Service has been servicing those in Danang.
It was then on to the charges and Fukoffee had plenty to say. He charged Sloe Gin with shopping on the hash as evidenced by the Durian stowed under the bus. He also charged the Eurotrash who are demanding a Brexit divorce settlement of 100 billion Euro in order to fund the private jets that Mr Juncker need
s in order to fly from Brussels to Rome.
Tinky Winky then charged the Dutch with expert mismanagement. He referred to our recent experiment with a Dutch GM and the weekends performance of the best team in the entire world, Crystal Palace, whose Dutch manager ensured a spectacular defeat by Huddersfield!
Fucking Everywhere then charged Steve Blunder with misdirection. Stevie had assured everyone on the bus that the driver knew exactly where to go and there would be no problems this week. He then panicked as the bus right turned off the expressway, forcing the bus driver to maneuver back onto the expressway and continue straight ahead. He then consulted his GPS, stopped the bus, insisted that it reversed back down the highway and made the driver turn back down the original road!
Due to the aforementioned perfect hashing weather the circle was short and the Hashers rapidly retreated to the shelter of the bus.
The On On was held at Amore.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off
Date: 20/08/2017 Location: Hoc Mon
Another excellent run organised by the brilliant and equally humble Hares General Erection, Izzy Doc, and Paddy Fag. The location was chosen by General Erection from the top shelf of his portfolio of hash locations. Obviously the same could not be said for his choice of fellow hares. Great countryside close to town with lovely tree lined tracks, canals, orchards, through paddy (fag) fields and a lovely finish by the Saigon River. Location is in Nhị Bình, Hóc Môn District in HCMC. You will also get back to the city early. Come along for a great afternoon.
There will not be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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