|Today 11 December 2017|
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So as it’s a holiday this coming weekend I have cancelled the bus. There will be a city run and On On from Pitchers Sports and Grill in District 7. A 3 pm get together for a 3:30 pm start. I’m currently negotiating with San Miguel to see if we can have a free keg of beer on the day instead of the usual bottles. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
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Location: Dong Nai
Running Hares: Spandex Man and Sore Arse.
Walking Hare: Jack Off.
Today’s run was back in the comfort zone of the HASHERS, Dong Nai with temples. The Hashers were in need of some spiritual cleansing, which is what they got with shiggy, rivers, factory roads and hills. A mixture of nice views and concrete to give this run an extra twist. We had a nice surprise HASH halt. A BIG thank you to Spandex Man, who treat ALL HASHERS to a welcoming glass of wine and some Ritz Cheese Crackers at our HASH halt in celebration of celebrating the 27th Birthday of SAIGON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS. This will be remembered by ALL those present.
Thea, a virgin HASHER (not any more), gave the run report, saying it was a delightful run and a nice way to get out of the city. She didn’t expect the muddy areas and river crossings, but she enjoyed it with a score of -7. Tinky Winky gave the walk report, saying he had to walk with 8 balls with no pussies or scenery. The walkers were walked to the HASH halt, then turned and walked back to the bus. He gave it a score of -131. Overall Score = -69 to Sore Arse’s closest non numerical calculation. (Wooptee Doo)!
Virgins, visitors and returnees.
Phuc My 2 Introduced the virgins: Thea, Sally and Dana, all from Australia, and Tom from the UK and taught them the rituals of the HASH. Phuc My 2 welcomed back the returnees: Barely Legal and Sore Arse.
Phuc My 2 charged Shit House, Tinky Winky and Jack Off for forgetting that the HASH had its 27th Birthday last week.
I Choked Linda Lovelace charged How Cum for short cutting, instead of following the arrow in the right direction, on the HASH. Disgraceful behaviour when you considering the work and effort the HARES had made on setting the trail. Cheetah – she just wanted to get to the beer before anyone else did.
Shit House charged Phuc My 2 for trying to reinvent the HASH by being a Front Running Bastard and not calling ON ON then calling ON ON to no laid paper. She should have pointed out the paper with her lazer eyes for the others to see and ALL the Vietnamese HASHERS were given a down down for their eagle eyes.
Tinky Winky charged Sexy Eyes and Harmonica Lewinski for wearing purple T-shirts in order to impersonate Tinky Winky. So what?
Spandex Man charged everyone except the Vietnamese, because he read “# Happy Birthday Vietnam” and showed everyone in the circle the title. Sadly we didn’t have enough cups to give everyone a down down. This was then declared a false charge, which brought Spandex Man to the ICE.
Inbound also charged Harmonika Lewinski for making a non-charge, which also landed him on the ICE.
Easy Doc charged the British because a medical report stated that pork lovers could be infected with Hepatitis. Which one? What about Vegetarian Brits?
Date: 03/09/2017 Location: District 7
As great respecters of history and culture the Hashers will be honouring the Vietnamese "National Day" holiday. This means will be no bus, and yes that means no pick up in District 2.
Instead we will be celebrating in true hash style with a run through the leafy suburbs of District 7 and many a cry of Mot, Hai, Ba, Yo from the local drinking establishment known as Pitchers Sport and Grill. Never fear it has been especially selected as it serves San Miguel.
Do not go to the Caravel but instead head out to Pitchers Sport and Grill. Aim to arrive about 3:00 pm, the run will commence at 3:30 pm. For directions click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on Friday 15th September and a new Grand Mattress will be sworn in so it promises to be an interesting event. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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