|Today 11 December 2017|
A Currit Coetus Cum A
Greetings Fellow Hashers.
In light of his success, G.E. will be leaving us for three months, we look forward to his tales of mystery and imagination from the “land down under” upon his return.
I have decided to move our Red Dress run back a week. It will now be on the 29th October. This is the week before the Indochina Mekong Hash in Laos and will give us the opportunity to show off our haute couture to any visiting hashers making a pit stop.
We are looking for someone to coordinate this worthwhile event and most importantly collect donations for the Loreto Charity.
Our new Haberdash has arrived and is available to purchase for all those fashionistas out there. Thank you Miss Bean for organising this and Slow gin for collecting it for us.
Next week we will once again be in the experienced hands of Jack Off as he and his team of hares take us back out to Dong Nai on another religious pilgramage. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Date: 10/09/2017 Location: Dong Nai
The running hares for this trail were Shithouse and Sloe Gin with the walkers being carefully handled by General Erection. It was a beautiful trail under a blazing sun, fortunately the visionary hares had provided plenty of shade. The walk report was given by Ian who informed us that whilst he was a very experienced walker having been walking for many year he had never before experienced such variety. He saw Coffee in its natural habitat in the coffee tree plantation and described the temple as beautiful. He gave a score of -5. Jack Off gave the run report saying that he had been shocked by the amount of visible paper on a G.E. run, as G.E is renowned for enjoying watching the Hashers play hide and seek with the paper. He was also very pleased with the choice of B, one of his personal favorites. However he pointed out that despite knowing that he was terribly injured, and ignoring the fact that the front runners could be viewed running parallel to him he was forbidden from committing that Hashing ritual of short cutting by an over zealous hare. He gave a score of -10, giving an overall total of -7.5 for the trail.
Phuc My 2 the Religious Adviser then introduced us the the virgins. Son from Danang had come with Sloe Gin, Ian from the UK had a whole school to help him come and poor Jason from New Zealand who had to make himself come. Then it was time for the visitors, out of a group of 16 Malaysian Hashers currently visiting Saigon only 2 had made it to the run, they were Black High and Turneffector were both made to feel very welcome.
It was then on to the charges. Fucking Shine was charged with only hashing when his wife is birthing. His second child was born on Thursday and suddenly he is coming on the hash again, obviously he has learnt that there is no chance of coming at home.
The Americans were then charged by Turn Off for over enthusiasm. At the recent Burning Man festival on of the attendee decided that he should replace the traditional wooden doll, ran into the fire and promptly died. Meatcicle also felt that the Americans should be educated in the correct treatment of horses as at the same festival a man had punched a police horse in the nose. He suggested we should send Creamy Tulips to educate them as she had nibbled peanuts gently from his hand in the manner of a horse.
The Malaysians then came under fire. First Ginger Minge charged them for failing to find their missing airplane MH370. Then PM2 suggested that the male Malaysians had been remiss in their training of their women, neglecting to teach them how to lift their legs up correctly resulting in accusations of cheating in the walking race at the SEA Games.
Fukcoffee charged Turn Off with reckless endangerment when he perched his daughter on a narrow ledge with a 500 ft drop in order to take a photo to post on Facebook!
The hares were then charged for various offences. Jack off felt that the amount of paper strewn across the country side could have been seen from the moon and amounted to environmental vandalism. Then Spandex Man charged them with loosing the hash halts that had been promised. There appeared to be a mass debate about the quality of the run so Harmonica Lewinski called in the Australians to join with Shit house and decide if it was Shithouse or not Shithouse. The 4 of them were evenly split on the issue as is normal so the GM was called upon to decide. He declared that it was not Shithouse! As the GM is always right that was the end of the mass debating.
The On On was held at Gangees
That's all for this week.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: 17/09/2017 Location: Dong Nai
As a spiritually open minded individual Jack Off is taking us on another religious pilgrimage. Having already done temples and pagodas, this we will be heading off in search of some churches. He will be able assisted by Sore Arse and Phuc My 2. Again fresh air and spiritual cleansing are offered, as well as some healthy exercise, beautiful views and cold San Miguels.
There will be a pick up in D2. Click here for directions.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the Friday 15th September, so just 2 weeks late! Apparently the Grand Mattress incumbent had been off holidaying in foreign climes meaning Runny Yolk has been unable to divest herself of her mantle. However, the time has finally arrived and the gun will be passed on. For an excellent run, courtesy of Spandex Man and Sore Arse, and to observe the antics please join us at Huy Beo Bia Hoi Ha Noi, 176 Nam KY Khoi Nghia, Q3, P6, HCMC. Registration will begin at 6:30 pm and the runners and walkers will be under starters orders at 7 pm. For directions please click here. For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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