|Today 11 December 2017|
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Stevie Blunder and Bambino Cicciolina will be in charge of the next hash so it will undoubtedly be quick and wet, definitely one you should not miss. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Remember our Red Dress Run is now the 29th October. We will be raising money for Loreto so please make a note in your diary and encourage all wayward Hashers to come along. Having been named on a Red Dress Run Paddy Fag holds this annual celebration close to his heart and has gallantly volunteered to coordinate the activities, he will be collaborating with Stevie Blunder who has some interesting money raising ideas. Keep an eye on this space, the website and Facebook for further information.
Part of our deal with our sponsors at San Miguel is to report back to them when we visit a drinking establishment that does not stock San Miguel products. Over the last few weeks I have been keeping a note of such establishments and forwarded a list to them. I received a very nice response: “Truly very helpful Roger. Thank you so much.” I was also copied into an email instructing the sales team to visit the places I had highlighted. The information is obviously gratefully received and more importantly acted upon so please remember to pass any bars, clubs or restaurants where you are unable to purchase San Miguel to me and I will continue to forward these on.
More news from the Other Saigon Hashes and the Hash world can be found below.
I Choked Linda Lovelace
No apologies for any mistakes or omissions
Date: 17/09/2017 Location: Dong Nai
Running Hare: Sore Arse.
Walking Hare: Jack Off.
Today’s run was yet again back in the comfort zone of our favourite place: You got it, Dong Nai with temples. The HASHERS were in need of conformation from the Virgin Mary; followed reformation by Jesus Christ before being allowed to continue their pilgrimage to their final temple. The HASHERS were challenged to shiggy, swamps, shaded forest, tracks and hills. What more could they want? One thing for sure, everyone got what they deserved.
Sexy Eyes gave the walk report, saying it was different with a short cut, which turned out to be very long. There was beautiful scenery with green and ochre water with a score of -6.9.
Paddy Fag gave the run report, saying that the hares had chosen a nice location with hills, forrest and fish ponds. Guess what? The run turned out to be shorter than the walk. How did the hares manage that? He gave it a score of -69.
Overall Score = -37.95 to Sore Arse’s closest non numerical calculation. (There’s a surprise)!
Dizzy Girl was awarded a T-shirt for her first HARE set.
Virgins, visitors and returnees:
Phuc My 2 unfortunately had no virgins to introduce, therefore she was unable to teach anyone the rituals of the HASH.
Paddy Fag welcomed back the returnees and visitors: Dizzy Girl, Afrodizzyak, Van, Dong Fondler and Tastes Great.
Inbound charged Tastes Great because they bumped into each other and Inbound remembered Taste Great’s beard, now shaven off, only he did not recognize Inbound since their encounter in 1993. That is some time ago.
Jack Off charged Paddy Fag for imagining drinking in a church and regarding priests as being “PISSHEADS”
Ms Saigon and Stevie Blunder were brought in for downs downs, because they were asked by another HASHER, how to find out how many runs he had done and they told him to look on the website, only to find that there was misinformation. Get a LIFE!
Stevie Blunder charged Paddy Fag for being unable to pass between a bus and pole to get to the ON IN.
Paddy Fag got his own back and charged Stevie Blunder, because Paddy Fag promised him a virgin on today’s HASH, but he took it as a joke only to find the HASHERS turned up in front of the VIRGIN MARY.
Phuc My 2 charged Bambino for saying he eats a lot, but Phuc My 2 was confused as to how he stays so skinny whilst eating lots of food. Some lucky bastards can get away with eating what they like and how much without gaining a gram of weight. UNFAIR!
Sore Arse decided she wanted to have her say and charged the two misses, yes, Ms Bean and Ms Saigon for getting coffee to take to the HASH and holding the bus up, making everyone late for the HASH. I choked Linda Lovelace, our Grand Master, put both Ms Bean and Ms Saigon on the ICE for this. That’s only right!
Paddy Fag charged Sexy Eyes and her partner for having SEX on the HASH in a religious surrounding, offending Paddy Fag. SHAME!
Phuc My 2 charged Sore Arse, because she lost her shoe in the sludgy mud and took about an hour to find it, holding the HASHERS back. Phuc My 2 had to come to the rescue to put her hand in the shit with Sore Arse and find the shoe, because Bambino refused to help and just watched this activity. Aren’t men supposed to be tough guys and be able to handle ALL kinds of shit?
The On On was held at GAME ON our HASH bar.
Date: 24/09/2017 Location: Dong Nai
Allegedly the hares for this run will be Stevie Blunder and Bambino Cicciolina, and after a quick change of plans it is probably going to be back over in Dong Nai. Whatever happens this is set to be an evolving run where you should expect the unexpected. As always with these hares the trail will be interesting and they will be trying their best to get you wet.
The Hashers will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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