|Today 11 December 2017|
A Currit Coetus Cum A
Location: Dong Nai
The live hares for this run were Stevie Blunder and Bambino Cicciolina who contrary to popular belief proved to be too slow. They were repeatedly caught by our speedy front runners. The walkers were guided on their way by In Flight Service. The run report was given by Jack off who described it as very positive, it was all very clean to start with but did get down and dirty at the end. The hares were caught 3 times by the cheating Hashers, there was a red ant attack and the finish was at a mosquito infested site, what more could you ask for. He gave the run a score of -15. The walk report was given by Sheryl. She said it was excellent despite the fact that the walkers were too fast for the runners and had to spend a long time waiting for them. This did give them the opportunity of exploring the wildlife though. She was very relieved to have been saved from the water at the end of the run and gave it -69 making an overall score of -42.
The ex Religious Adviser Broken Seal was back and put his mantle back on. He initiated the 3 virgins Eric, Sam and Ron from Texas where apparently they do kiss and tell, Eric and Sam had found very obliging Vietnamese girls to make them come last night leaving us feeling sorry for Ron who was made to come by Barely Legal. The visitor was Mushi Lover from America via the Singapore hash. The returnees were Thai Me Up , back from watching people work in Thailand, Cockaleaky, who has been too busy teaching Vietnamese girls oratory skills, Peter, who decided to go to Germany for some reason, and Fucking Everywhere who has been fucking everywhere
The charges then commenced with Tinky Winky in the firing line, not only has he been defrauding the Vietnamese Government by pretending he is going to build a full sized railway for 7 years, he doesn't even know that his own tunnel has been delayed until 2020. He was then joined by Dizzy Girl who had been struggling with the red ants biting her nipples when Tinky Winky had proudly displayed his masking tape nipple protection technique to her on the run. Thai Me Ups penchant for nipple clamps has taught him to always 'be prepared'.
It then got political. Trade Unionists were charged with the demise of the cheap Uber ride in London and the Americans had to answer for their Presidents sudden invention of a new African country called Nambia.
Then it was back to hash related matters. Tastes Great and a co-conspirator, who was too ashamed to come forward, had abandoned a hash halt to go chasing off after the hares. Meatcicle noted that, not content to walk or run, Trinh must have invented a new way of doing the hash: Flying. She had arrived back with not a single speck of dirt to be seen anywhere. Ginger Minge was then charged with abandoning the secrecy of the shelter if the bus when changing, followed by abuse of the ice, the grove in the ice was still clearly visible.
Tinky Winky took Fukcoffe to task over his delicious cake, although mixing business with pleasure is not acceptable, a Fukcoffee cake should always have coffee in it.
Finally Fukcoffee charged the Scottish. There is now a Scottish man who has ridden his bicycle around the world in less than 80 days. They really are made of strange stuff in the highlands.
The well planned ON On was held at Ganges which did give the Hashers the opportunity to reclaim the possessions that they left there last time
That's all for this week.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: 01/10/2017 Location: Dong Nai
The trail this week will be set by the expert hares Tinky Winky and Thai Me Up.
There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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