|Today 11 December 2017|
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Fucking Everywhere is leaving us again, to be followed shortly by Jack Off, we wish them well in East Africa and Melbourne. It was my pleasure to hand over 100 run T-shirts to Fucking Everywhere and Broken Seal, great stuff.
The miss management committee meeting held on Friday night led to lots of productive discussion. Thanks to Paddy Fag, Fukcoffee, Sore Arse, Miss Bean, Stevie Blunder, Meatcicle and Sexy Eyes. Hare raising is still of major concern to all of us. We are very much hand to mouth at the moment which is disconcerting. Please, please volunteer, the hare line is getting far too thin. I don’t want it becoming reliant on the older, and diminishing hare base.
The hash this Sunday may give you a sense of deja vu with Stevie Blunder in the hot seat again. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
The promotional material for next year’s Indochina Mekong Hash will be with me this week. I’ll then hand it over to Saigon Hashers to distribute at the Vientiane Indochina Mekong Hash in November. If you are heading there and would be willing to represent the Saigon Hash and promote the event please let a member of the MMC know.
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No apologies for any mistakes or omissions
Location: Dong Nai
The hares for this run were a couple of waifs and strays that we picked up along our route. The first, who introduced herself as Tie Me Up, was found by the side of the road and looked after the walkers. The other one, know as Tinky Winky, was not found until the runners were half way around the trail and he then decided to join them. That being said they did an excellent job.
The walk report was given by Runny Yolk who described it as cosy, warm and wet, sounds perfect. She was disappointed not to see the lake that she had been told so much about by the hare but relieved when they finally came across someone electrocuting frogs as she had believed this may also have been a tall tale. She gave a score of -10. The run report was given by Paddy Fag who described the shiggy, puddles and abundant paper. He stated that it had been excellent with the exception of the part between the cries of "circle up" and "On In". Despite the palatial surroundings it was crystal clear that the only possible score was -17 (football fans will understand). this gave an overall score for the trail of -13.5.
Fucking Everywhere and Broken Seal were then called in to receive their award for managing to come 100 times.
The returnee was Runny Yolk who has been too busy for us as she has been chasing after young children. Late Coming Ball Slapper was visiting from Bangkok and the Tinkler was responsible for making her come. Twinkle Toes and Red Devil were also visiting from the Cotswold hash in the UK, they were lucky enough to make each other come.
It was then on to the charges. Jack off Charged Tinkler for bringing his sex toy into the circle, it looked remarkable similar to an umbrella but as we know Hashers do not use such contraptions. When has a Hasher ever been worried by a bit of rain! His defense was that he was just trying to keep the missus happy, very admirable.
Tinky Winky was then on the war path, after last weeks tirade about Fukcoffees' cake he decided to recharge Fukcoffee for his lack of cake. Not only that but he had forgotten to bring the crumpet along as well. Jack Off then decided to jump on the band wagon and charge the birthday boy Tickler with, you guessed it , no cake!
Late Coming Ball Slapper then charged Tickler with having a dysfunctional GPS, it seemed to completely incapable of navigating the landscape. However Creamy Tulips had come to the rescue with the sage advice "just follow the paper"!
At this point there were a few drops of rain and so the intrepid Hashers made a dash for the bus amid cries of circle over, best circle ever imho :).
That's all for this week.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: dd/mm/2017 Location: Long Khanh, Dong Nai
The hares for this live hareset will be Bambino Ciccolino and Stevie Blunder. It pruports to be a real jungle run. Initially soothed by running in the gentle Ginger fields, but as you climb up the hills you will find yourself inn real jungle territory. The run will start and end at a church which should keep most protected :-)
If you want to drive there follow these click here for directions.
There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at For directions please click here.prompt, so please make sure you are there by .
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a Fullmoon run on the Friday 6th October. The Grand Mattress will set this frolic in District 3. You should be prepared to meet at 6:30 pm for a 7 pm start at an undisclosed location. For those of lacking the necessary ESP please check Facebook for the restaurant and start location. Be there or be square!!! ESP no longer needed. Here is the start. For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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