|Today 11 December 2017|
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Our Christmas Party will be at Game On, 115 Ho Tung Mau Street, D1. This promises to be the event of the year so make sure you don't miss it. Note the date: December 9th from 7:30 pm. It is free for anyone has completed 10 Hashes since January 1st 2017. Everyone else will be expected to make a contribution.
In total, if all Hashers keep their promises, the Red Dress Run will have raised 38,480,000 vnd for Loretto. We are planning to pass this money to them at the next Spam Cham on 29th of November at Jaspas. We are just waiting for the promised donations from 3 tardy Hashers.
On Sunday Stevie Blunder will be attempting to break in another virgin hare. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Location: Khu Phu Tan Lap
The live hares for the run were Nes Tor and Casaputa, with Sexy Eyes keeping a careful eye on the walkers. The run report was given by Jean who stated that it was 8 km give or take 4 km. The flour was evasive and everyone was going everywhere making it a thoroughly enjoyable run. He gave it a score of -0.2. The walk report was given by Bush Ranger who told us that the start had been slightly worrying with the Hare apparently clueless about the route. Luckily Pole Polisher and himself had been able to drag her eyes away from the GPS long enough to point the group in the correct direction and follow the flour. The walkers had successfully avoided all obstacles to a quick return to the beer at the bus, ravines, styles rivers and a beer stop. the cooling rain had helped keep spirits high and he awarded it -7.5 giving an overall score of -3.75.
The virgin was then introduced to us as Huyen who came thanks to Lan. This week the visitor was Bush Ranger from Australia. The returnees consisted of Pole polisher back with Trump from Trump land, Hot Pickle who has been holed up in Ho Chi Minh, Jean who went to Malaysia to recover from an injury and Lan who only comes once every 5 years.
Then the charges commenced and Stevie Blunder had a lot to say. First he charged Hot Pickle who has obviously been training in her prolonged absence. Not content with the challenge provided by the walk she decided to carry a weighted bag on the trail with her. Then he Called in Creamy Tulips who has decided that the bus is part of the Uber service, she used her position as bus liaison to arrange a personal pick up at her doorstep. He then had a word with Mrs Bean. She had become over excited when Lam proclaimed herself a virgin after not being on the hash for 5 years. This concerned Stevie greatly so he clarified the fact that not coming for 5 years does not make you a virgin again! Finally he charged the Italians who had allowed It for the last 5 years. However there is good news Burlesconi is back in Sicilly so political debauchery and bunga bunga is back on the table.
Shithouse then decided it was time to give Stevie Blunder a taste of his own medicine and charged him with rapid ageing. On a midweek bar reccie he had arrived a sprightly young man with a spring in his step to meet up with the GM and Shithouse, however their company had a profound effect on him. When one of the attentive bar girls was asked she quickly identified as the oldest of the bunch.
Then Spandex man decided it was his turn. He charged Shithouse and Hot pickle who had been in Saigon on the date of the Red Dress Run but had been notably absent from the days roster. He then charged jean for being to importent, he had spent the majority of the circle taking VIP calls.
Finally Ms Bean called in Casaputa and Nes Tor for politicising the hash. They had used there hare setting to give a real life demonstration of why Spanish unity only results in cock ups.
The On On was held at Gangees.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 14/11/2017 Location: Núi Dinh
The hares will be Tan and Stevie Blunder who will be providing us with a live downhill run. It will be a labarynth through a Pagoda from which you will count yourself lucky if you come out alive if at all. This is not for the timid and as Tan's first hare set it will be one to remember
There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
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