|Today 11 December 2017|
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Run 1428 The Labyrinth Going Down Hill Run
Location: Ba Ria
LIVE Running Hares: Stevie Blunder and Tanh.
Walking Hare: Sore Arse.
Today’s was yet another LIVE hare set by the infamous Stevie Blunder and his virgin, Tanh (to be named). Everyone was taken to the top of the hill, dumped there and left tochase the live HAREs. This led everyone to search the jungle of t he woods with shade and rocks, to a labyrinth of temples and Buddhas followed by more forest before reaching the bus. We all got pissed on, but there was stopping the HASHERS, due to rain. Oops! We managed to get lose some runners, especially Miss Saigon. This forced Stevie Blunder and Tanh to go back and look for them. The question is, did we catch the LIVE hare? Unfortunately not.
Pole Polisher gave the walk report, saying it was good with the support of other hashers worrying that he might fall en route. The walk was enjoyable including rocks, mud and trees, with a score of -5.
Turn Off gave the run report, saying it was tough, but enjoyable with going round the temple and losing HASHERS en route, but all were later found. He gave it a score of 6.
Overall Score = 1/2 to Sore Arse’s closest non numerical calculation. (How did she work that one out?)
Harmonica Lewinski was awarded the T-Shirt for having done 25 HASH runs.
Tanh and Nestor were awarded their Virgin Hare Set T-shirts for having set their first trail. I Choked Linda Lovelace and Sexy Eyes received T-shirts for having done 10 Hare Sets. Shithouse, unfortunately no T-shirt, has now done 350 runs.
It’s about time they got a LIFE!
Virgins, visitors and returnees:
I Choked Linda Lovelace, our General Master, introduced the virgins, Irene form Spain and taught her the rituals of the HASH. He went on to welcome back the returnees, Harmonica Lewinski and Miss Saigon.
We had 2 namings today, Tan and Nestor. Tanh will now be known as Down Easy and Nestor will be known as Chi Chi Madeira.
I Choked Linda Lovelace charged Harmonica Lewinski for going sex touring in the
country that sells Brandy at the lowest prices, but too stingy to bring some on the HASH, then put him on the ICE for this.
Stevie Blunder charged Creamy Tulips for getting an Uber to District 2 for a private pick up to the HASH.
Fuckoffee charged Miss Saigon for getting lost on the HASH every time he comes,
I Choked Linda Lovelace charged Chi Chi Madeira for wearing his hat in the circle, after being told it wasn’t allowed. Tut Tut don’t people ever learn these days? This brought him to the ICE!
Harmonika Lewinski charged Creamy Tulips for speaking Vietnamese. So what?
The On On was held at Ganesh.
Date: 26/11/2017 Location: Dong Nai
This week's run is Thanksgiving themed, recreating the splendor of America's most food-themed holiday. The trail will be in virgin territory, untouched by Hashers or Pilgrims, and we'll have special drink check(s) with a Thanksgiving theme (Pumpkin pie and nutmeg?). Also, there will be a turkey hunt where you'll have to find the real, live turkey! Plenty more themed games and a Thanksgiving dinner On-On awaits us, so don't miss it or else you'll have nothing to be thankful for this year!
There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
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