|Today 11 December 2017|
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Our Christmas Party will be at Game On, 115 Ho Tung Mau Street, D1. Tis promises to be the event of the year so make sure you don't miss it. Note the date: December 9th from 7:30 pm.It is free for anyone has completed 10 Hashes since January 1st 2017. Everyone else will be expected to make a contribution. Please sgn up for this event by clicking the link found here.
In total, if all Hashers keep their promises, the Red Dress Run will have raised 38,480,000 vnd for Loretto. We are planning to pass this money to them at Spam Cham on 29th of November at Jaspas. We are still waiting for the promised donations from 2 tardy Hashers, but will be passing 35,480,000 over so please come along and support us. It will start at 6:30 pm, in case you didn't realise it's today!
Sinterklaas is coming this Sunday. Experience Dutch tradition and culture in a way that can only happen on the hash. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Date: 26/11/2017 Location: Dong Nai
The hares for the run were Meatsickle, Harmonic Lewinsky and Lickalotopus, with Ginger Minge single handedly keeping a careful eye on the walkers. The run report was given by Applejack.He described it as a bit cold with not enough sun and sea, however he enjoyed the lakes on was happy to help finish off the wild turkey that was found on the shore.It included a place that he had never been before but he couldn't remember which spot that was. He gave a score of 0.The walk report was given by Pole polisher who told us that it had been an awesome run, but wondered whether that was his Alzheimer kicking in. He also learned a lot of American history which he was too young to remember. He too loved the wild turkey they encountered, the water and the shrimp which he was told were ever present. He awarded it -1, giving an overall score of -0.5.
We then had a naming, Ian our Viking expert was initiated fully into the brethren with the usual ritual humiliation and the new name of Ragnar Shaggy Pants
The virgins were then introduced to us. They were Becky and Rabi from America. Becky made Rabi come and also made herself come, the usual story then ladies! The visitor was Hung from Hanoi who came to do some spying, she was accompanied by the returnee Big C who was back from Hanoi to report on the progress of her spying mission. We were also joined by Applejack and Mother Goose from Arhus Hash in Denmark.
The GM then gave our American friends a Thanksgiving quiz. When Ginge Minge failed at the first question, Harmonica Lewinsky steeped in to set us right. Ginge Minge then went on to proved himself to be a Thanksgiving Guru, ensuring a clean sheet, the serenade obviously did not reflect their genius.
Then the charges commenced. First up was Harmonica Lewinsky who was the sweeping hare for the run, however he arrived at the bus first. He claimed that he handed over the sweeping to the walking hare at the beer stop. So the only walking hare was also sweeping the run. Doesn't that make the other hares redundant?
Creamy Tulips was then charged by Meatsickle with White Boy being represented by Ginge Minge. Apparently she had posted a question about the name Lickalotopus on face book and, not satisfied with White Boys suggestion that he would show her what it meant proceeded to interrogate him on line. "Will it hurt?" "Only if you fall in love." Is it fun?' "We will show you but not in the circle." Despite all this it is still unclear whether she now knows what the name means.
Ms Bean the charged Fukcoffee. The two drink stops on the run had not been enough for him today. He had taken it upon himself to invade a locals house in order to ensure further lubrication.
Harminica Lewinsky then charged Big C. Long ago and far away in Cat Thien, she had managed to organise the sleeping arrangements so that the 4 most eligible bachelors were sleeping together in a room with 2 double beds. So whilst the bachelors snuggled up, the single girls were left drowsing their sorrows by the camp fire. An additional charge was that despite having the most colourful outfit seen on the hash since Ginge Minge was in his heyday, Big C still managed to get lost.
Finally Fukcoffee charged Ginge Minge with failing where even Paddy Fag had succeeded. He had tried to stand on the Allouette stage, but it had been unable to support his mass.
The On On was held at Hen House
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 03/12/2017 Location: Dong Nai
Sinterklaas will come to Vietnam to make a special appearance at this truly unique Hash. He will be ably assisted by the hare Shithouse, Turn Off and Paddy Fag.
The dear old Dutchie, on which the Cloggies say the 'American Coca Cola Santa' was fashioned, will land in Saigon out at Dong Nai, on Sunday the 3rd of December, right in the middle of the Saigon Hash circle. An odd Cloggie is Sinta. Very old, 758 years and still going strong. Usually, Sinta runs around the low countries giving gifts. But this year he said: 'F... 'em, I'm not going to run myself ragged this time. I'm taking the day off to drink a few beers and root some fairies with the Saigon Hashers".
You won’t want to miss this, so better flock to the Caravelle on the 3rd of December, before 14:00h (2 pm), or arrange with our Uber Bus to be picked up in D2 at the usual places.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting the First Festive Friday Run in D7. It will start at Coolabah on Friday 1st December at 7:00 pm. Please check Facebook for more details.
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