|Today 17 December 2017|
Another memorable Hash day, with 17 Malaysians of the Hobbler Hash joining us. Did they enjoy? This is what they wrote:
"Many, many thanks for the wonderful run and hospitality accorded to the Hobblers yesterday. The run was good, circle was rip roaring, plentiful supply of piss, excellent Italian grub and the gods were also kind with such fine weather. They arrived with great expectations and returned to KL today with pleasant memories and experiences. ONE UP for Saigon HASH"
Read what happened in Sexy Eyes' scribe report and check out FC's video by clicking on the Saigon HashTube.
The coming week will be a Hashaway, with runs 1390 and 1391, in the Cat Tien National Park. The Hashaway is over-subscribed but there is a patient waiting list. For enquiries contact Big C (0126 553 1015) or PM2 (090 282 20 22). For details click here.
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Shithouse Run 1389 Turnoff, then on and then off again
The hares for the run were Turn Off and Pissmeister, whilst Sloe Gin and Big C took care of the walkers.
It was reported by Fuckoffee that the girls made it long and hard because that is how they like it. The run also had river crossings, false trails, good paper and lots of shade. In summary a good run given a score of -0.3667.
A member of the Hobblers from Malaysia gave the walk report after completing their chant. He noted that it was only a 5% gradient whilst they are used to 11%. It was considered to be a nice walk, less mosquitoes than they are used to and plenty of river crossings to ensure their shoes were suitably wet for the plane trip back. The score was 3, giving an overall score of 1.31ish.
Inbound and Big C were awarded their T shirts for 75 runs and Na He Man was renamed Harmonica Lewinsky as this was his 10th run.
Whilst Saudi Arabia may need to appoint a Ministry of Fun, the Saigon Hash has no need of this as the hi jinx of our religious advisors keeps us entertained, this week in the fine forms of Paddy Fag, White Boy Satong Shut up and Jack Off.
The virgins were introduced to us as Carrie from Perth who came with the help of Jack Off and BJ from Germany who claimed Dodgy Banger made him come. There were a lot of visiting hashers from Malaysia with some very entertaining names, they were all on a sex tour. Charlotte and Scrounge Bucket were visiting from Edinburgh and the American Bob You Down had added us into his sex tour.
Some of our hash couples were charged. Sloe Gin was playing with Fuckoffees tool on the bus but complained it was not hard enough.Stray Pussy found that Jack Off had failed to satisfy her needs bringing the wrong bra and forgetting the knickers! Ms Bean had a sexy new look for Stevie Blunder but unfortunately her transformation confused Paddy Fag who got overexcited at the prospect of fresh young blonde crumpet on the hash.
The dobber Broken Seal then charged the 2 lost walkers for walking on the run, although most of the runners were also doing this! A Malaysian hasher was also charged for hashing in sandals and Harmonica Lewinski was charged with delaying the start of the run by insisting on singing addition verses of the hare song.
Six Malaysian men were then treated to the special North Korean tipple that Vietnamese women like to hand out in Malaysia. Harmonica Lewinski then directed them to the best pickup joint for Vietnamese women in Malaysia, they all knew it well!
They had been a bit surprised that still have virgins on our hash as all the Malaysian virgins have been taken care of by their leader. However they had been rather embarrassed by the actions of some of their members of the walk. We all know that beer is for drinking and water is for washing hash shoes and so they felt that the Saigon Hash had been very considerate in providing so many opportunities to wash their footwear, however much to their dismay some of their members had taken their shoes off to avoid getting them wet! Furthermore 2 of the Malaysian Hobblers had been spotted catching a ride on the back of a car. Charges and down downs were duly doled out.
Paddy Fag was then charged with environmental degradation, his final short cut upon spotting the bus involved demolishing a fence to save 20 m. F
inally Safe Sex and her cohort were charged with Hash degradation, she had led a bunch of hashers astray the previous evening, partying all night and forcing them to drink copious amounts of alcohol, the result was a very bedraggled looking group standing before us who were incapable of living up to the true traditions of debauchery on the Hash.
That’s all for this week
Sexy eyes signing off
Run 1390/91 Cat Tien Hashaway
Hares: Big C, PM2, Casa Puta & Stevie Blunder
Location: We will be staying at the Green Cat Tien Hotel.
Day 1 Saturday 4 March
09:00 - Departure from the Caravelle
11:00 - Lunch stop on the way
13:00 - Run start A to B *
16:00 - Circle and social drinking
19:00 - Dinner
20:00 - Bonfire
Day 2 Sunday 5 March
08:00 - Breakfast
09:00 - Choice of activities, some at an extra fee
10:30 - Hungover run, short 5-6km
13:00 - Lunch
15:00 - On the way back home
The bus leaves from the Caravelle on Saturday at 9 am sharp.
There will be a pickup in District 2 for the usual suspects at the usual places. Make sure you are waiting along the Hanoi highway at 09h10.
News from the Hash World
Pattaya Hash visit on 19 March 2017
About 24 Hashers from Pattaya, Thailand, will visit us a week before the Nha Trang anniversary, on our annual St. Patrick's day run.
Nha Thrang Hash 4th Anniversary 24-26 March 2017
Nha Trang Hash will celebrate its 4th Anniversary in March 2017. The organizer Dingo promises that "it is going to be big, with countryside runs, a boat trip with island lunch, beach swimming, ocean playing, night time partying with live music and much more".
The anniversary weekend is now fully subscribed and, if you want to go, try getting on the waiting list. Not everyone has paid yet, and there may be a (small) chance of making it. More details can be found here.
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