|Today 24 August 2017|
The Saigon Hash was all over the place, last weekend. Twelve of us were celebrating the Nha Trang Nash Hash, another 12, did the "GE Special", a city run with a great beer stop, read more about in it in What happened during the last Hash, while selected hashers ended up in Mui Ne, trying to ensure that Append-a-dick-to-me got married properly, this time.
The next stop for us is the Annual General Piss Up (AGPU), on the 1st of April 2015, or was it 2018, anyway, in a few days.
During this AGPU (aka Annual General Meeting we will celebrate the demise of the old committee and witness the election of a new Mismanagement Committee. For more information, click on Annual General Meeting.
For a Hangover, we have the perfect remedy, with a recovery run set by Sake Sucker. All he has wanted to tell us is that it will be in Dong Nai (yes, pickup in D2), with lots of shade. Sounds good? You bet. Check out the details on Next week's Run.
PM2 bribed me to write something about her cycling tour. It will be all of 2000 km, with a sore leg, and for charity. That's where you come in. She set herself a high sponsorship target and has not quite reached it, yet. Click here if you want to help.
Finally, this will be my last newsletter. It was nice to be with you during this past year, but now this fool will descend from the hill and give up this most coveted position as GM of the Saigon Hash House Harriers. Next time, you will hopefully have someone who knows how to write proper English.
YOU ARE INVITED to the Annual General Meeting (AGM/AGPU)
The AGPU will be held at the new "La Habana", 152 Le Lai Street (Not to be confused with Le Loi) from 19h30-22h00 (otherwise known as 7.30-10 pm). Dinner and drinks will be on the Saigon Hash for all hashers that have been at a minimum of 5 runs in 2016/17, others pay 300k (expat) or 200k (VN).
If you inform the GM before Friday 18h00 at firstname.lastname@example.org, you can eat a special vegetarian meal, else it will be a chicken or fish dinner without the chicken or fish.
The Saigon Hash bar closes at 10 pm. Bring your wallet if you want to hang on and dance at La Habana's live music.
The election will be conducted at some suitable time during the AGPU. Nominations will be accepted by the SH3 Election Kommissar General Erection up to 8.00pm on Friday 31st March 2017. Contact the Kommissar at email@example.com.
We will use the occasion to also present awards to Hashers that have shown outstanding performance during the past year.
On-on to the SH3 Annual General Piss-Up!!
Run 1394 A GE Special
Date: 26/03/2017 Location: Ho Chi Minh City.
Running Hare: General Erection.
Walking Hare: Sore Arse.
Today, while the majority of the HASHERS were sex touring the HASH in Nha Trang or possibly spying on the HASHERS of Nha Trang, General Erection pooled in the remaining HASHERS at Game On then took them on the BIG City run, while Sore Arse took the walkers for their usual Sunday stroll without losing anyone. That’s a first, er, hold on a minute, was Sore Arse OK today? I Choked Linda Lovelace stood in as the Grand Master because our real Grand Master, Shit House, Fucked off to Nha Trang with everyone else, neglecting his duties. Turn Off was the stand-in RA
Sexy Eyes gave the walk report, saying it was a nice run, despite the traffic, with a beer stop and nobody got lost. She gave it a score of -6.
Bum Gravy went on to give the run report, saying it was a nice city run with arrows, which had to be found and managed to lose I Choked Linda Lovelace, but he managed to find the beer stop, so all was well with a score of -10.
Overall Score = -8 .
Virgins, visitors and returnees.
Turn Off welcomed the visitors and returnees: Bum Gravy, Posh Duck (whose family name is “Kwak”), Jacqueline, and Derek from Scotland.
Turn Off charged the HASHERS wearing orange as the colours of the Netherlands, because the Dutch lost the football tournament. Oh dear! Better luck next time.
Sore Arse charged Mayumi Vice and Jacqueline, because she thought she’d lost them in trail, but found them to have been shopping on the HASH. There’s plenty of other time to shop.
Turn Off charged Derek and I Choked Linda Lovelace for picking up money on the HASH. Derek visited the ATM, while I Choked Linda Lovelace managed to find some money on the floor and pick it up. No wonder he lost sight of all the other runners.
I Choked Linda Lovelace charged the hare for starting the trail with plenty of arrows, which then became as rare as Donald Trump’s voters, and expected the route to be swept in the correct direction, then be ignored by the walkers when he called them at first sight to the beer stop.
Mayumi Vice charged Bum Gravy and Hai for not wearing any HASH clothing – FASHION ABUSE! Bum Gravy should know better after a decade of HASHING. Oh, he also had his hands in his pocket – was he having a secret wank?
Don’t forget, Saturday 1st April will be the Annual General Mismanagement Committee Meeting – No sorry, the Annual General Piss Up, where we will elect a fool on the hill and anyone else glutton for punishment, by being part of the Mismanagement Committee. This will be held at the new La Habana.
IF you have done 5 runs / walks or more, then you qualify for free food and drink, sorry BEER, along with the rights to vote your fool on the hill, in other words a new Grand Master.
The On On was held at Game On.
Sore Arse and General Erection
Run 1395 Sake Sucker in the rubber
Hares: Sake Sucker
All we know at this stage is that next Sunday's Hash on 2nd April will be right in the bush again, in Long Thanh, Dong Nai, with lots of shade. Sake Sucker is known to set good trails, provided he is not distracted by the bottle of ... you know...
The bus will leave from te Caravelle at 2 pm sharp, so better be there 10-15 minutes early. There will be a pickup in District 2.
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