|Today 17 December 2017|
Coetus quaestio currit et bibens
Greetings my fellow Hashers
Many thanks to my co-hares, Sexy Eyes and our newly named Cock-a-leaky, your time and efforts for the last hash are much appreciated. For more details read run report below
We held our and my first missmanagement meeting last week. F**coffee had to send his apologies.Thank you all for taking the time and effort to come along, your views and comments help us to develop. One point that was raised and important to remember. if your setting a run please pass on the details of that run and hares involved to Stevie Blunder ideally by Tuesday: email@example.com. Not on social media.
Next Sunday the hash will be back in Dong Nail, detail can be found below by clicking here: Next hash
News from the Hash world and Other Saigon Hashes can also be found below.
Still looking for someone to help keep check on our beer consumption after the run please.
ON ON I Choked Linda Lovelace.
Date: 21/05/2017 Location: Long Thanh, Dong Nai
Running Hares: I Choked Linda Lovelace and Derek, now Cock-a-Leaky.
Walking Hare: Sexy Eyes.
Today’s run was in Long Thanh, where the Hashers were treated to some hills, plantations and nice trails, on Virgin territory. Hang on, so many hashes have been set here, hasn’t this been fucked on enough? It is amazing how virgin lands still managed to crop up there these days. The hashers sure did get their exercise of the week.
Meatsickle gave the run report, saying he had a tip off that it would be SHIT, then saw the factory and destroyed trees and thought it to be true. He soon realized it was all BULLSHIT, due to the fact there were nice trails with shade, forest, plantations and the water stayed away – in other words we didn’t get pissed on, by the rain. He gave it a score of -6.9. Ann, Stevie Blunder’s mother gave the walk report, saying it had beautiful views, with lakes, mountains and lots of goats and plantations. Her score was -5. Overall Score = -5.95 .to Sore Arse’s closest non numerical calculation.
Derek had his first HARE SET and had his naming. He will now be known as Cock-Leaky. He also received a T-shirt for his first HARE SET.
Phuc My also received the “Sit On My Face” reward. Well Done!
Virgins, visitors and returnees.
Broken Seal Welcomed the virgins: Blue from the UK, Oanh from Vietnam, Geoff from the USA, Mo – ½ Canadian and ½ Iranian and Celia from Hong Kong and taught them the rituals of the HASH.
He also welcomed the visitors and returnees: Trickle Dick, Doggy Style, Andrew, Phuc My 2, Hot Pickle, Ann, Du Lich My 2 and How Come.
There was no HASH dobber today, so I Choked Linda Lovelace took care of this and charged Pecker Head and Celia for being Front Running Bastards for 25 minutes and letting everyone else run the wrong way. Makes a change from having our regular Front Running Bastards in action.
I Choked Linda Lovelace put How Come on the ICE, because he shouted for everyone to “Circle Up” 3 times, but How Come ignored this and continued to talk on her phone. There’s plenty of time for talking on the phone afterwards!Jack Off charged Ms Bean and Ann for FASHION ABUSE and not wearing HABERDASH, then charged Stevie Blunder for not giving his own mother a HASH top to wear – After ALL those years of loving, feeding, nurturing and protecting him. Doggy Style was also charged for the shorts he wore – Jack Off was probably jealous the Doggy Styles’ shorts were cooler and he didn’t have any cool ones himself. Maybe it’s time you went shopping!
Broken Seal charged a HASHER for not drinking her DOWN DOWN, but carefully pouring it behind her head. – Waste of BEER!
Broken Seal continued to charge Phuc My 2 for making hats from the Cat Thien HASH AWAY, with 2018 printed on them and NOT 2016. PHuc My 2 should have saved these for the next HASH AWAY in Cat Thien.
Sexy Eyes charged Big C for excelling herself on the run, but then decided to join the walk, slowing down the walking trail. At least no one got lost.
Tinky Winky charged the Canadians, the only one being Mo, for looking like a Mexican without a jumper. No comment.
Sore Arse, yes Sore Arse again, who likes to make herself heard as usual charged Stevie Blunder, Shit House and Trickle Dick, because Shit House and Stevie Blunder both wore HASH T-shirts for Stevie Blunder’s birthday party – FASHION ABUSE! She charged Trickle Dick for smoking on the HASH – HEALTH ABUSE! We don’t want to lose our HASHERS to cancer! Because Stevie Blunder and Shit House were wearing NEW HASH T-shirts, they claimed they were advertising the HASH and deemed this FASHION ABUSE charge as false, so guess what? Sore Arse was put on the ice. Well, we all how much Sore Arse likes IT on the ICE!
Shitouse charged Fucking Everywhere for buying food on the reccie, Jack Off for forgetting he had a wife and Phuc My 2 for getting up a 6 o’clock in the morning and calling Shit House to ask him when the HASH bus comes. So what?
Broken Seal charged Stevie Blunder, Miss Bean, Ann, Slow Gin, Fuckoffee and Sake Sucker for being too good to take the HASH bus to the HASH, but do a marathon run and then come to HASH (overachievement) in style – a car. They deserve to be POSH and privileged, like those living in District 2 having the bus pick them up and drop them off at different stops en route to the HASH!
Fuckoffee charged Doggy Style for being a Front Running Bastard, running ahead and not calling On On as a returnee. And?
Tinky Winky charged Shithouse for forgetting to include him in a previous charge, then all the charged – When 1 Dutch person drinks, ALL Dutch people drink.
The On On was held at Game On.
Hares: Fucking Everywhere, Shithouse and Big C
With Hares F*ing Everywhere, Shithouse and Big C you know what to expect:
an excellent run and walk, a bit far away and you have never been there before. It will be in Long Thanh (now that is a surprise) and there will also be a pickup in D2. Miss it at your peril.
Anything else? Yes, it will not rain, so there will be plenty of shreddie.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at 2 pm prompt, so please make sure you are there by 1:45 pm.
For directions please click here
The Monday Hash runs every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The next Harriettes run will be on the on the 2nd of June in D7. The Hares will be Sexy Eyes and I Choked Linda Lovelace and the hounds will include Cookie and Snowball. It will start in Wonderland and meander through the back streets of Phu My Hung. The start time is 7:00 pm so please arrive by 6:45 pm. For directions please click here. For details please click here.
Next year we are hoping the Indochina Mekong Inter Hash will be hosted in Vietnam. Nha Trang Hash have expressed a desire to hold the event and we have offered to help them. The trails could be a collaborative effort between Nha Trang and Saigon Hares, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goodie bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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