|Today 17 December 2017|
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Thanks again go to Phuc My 2 for taking on the mantle of Religious Advisor, she certainly does enjoy initiating the virgins. We still need someone to keep an eye on the beer. There must be someone out there who enjoys the beer and can count!
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As it is the holiday season for those hashes leaving our shores temporarily, take care have a good holiday and try to visit a local hash to spread the word. My contact/informant at the Cairns Hash has advised that, as of yet there are no visible signs of growth on the neck of Broken Seal. Time will tell.
The colonials will be hares for the next Hash. Ginge Minges daughters Karina and Nicole will be virgin hares so get your thinking caps on for some appropriate names. Click here to skip to more information about the next hash.
Run 1408 One Bridge Too Far
Location: Long An, Binh Chanh
Running Hares: Ms Bean and Stevie Blunder.
Walking Hare: Sore Arse.
Today’s run was another LIVE run, but this time in Long An, Binh Chanh, where there was plenty of shiggy, flat land, paddy fields and of course an abundance of bridges to keep everyone happy. There was also some shade so we weren’t out in the sun for too long. We had some nice countryside and mud too. What more could the HASHERS want? Oh SHIT! We managed to lose Ballcock, Shithouse and Miss Saigon; however Ballcock and Shithouse managed to find their way back through the shitty mud correctly following flour with the help of Jean, but Miss Saigon managed to return in STYLE by hitching a ride from a motorcyclist – How sweet!
Ginge Minge gave the run report, saying there was no improvement to the HASH from before he went SEX touring. It was fucked up – Isn’t that what a HASH is meant to be? There was a reasonable start, but 20 minutes later he saw the bus, therefore the rest of the run sucked, because the HASHERS were running round paddy fields in circles. He gave a score of score -8. Don’t forget this is the HASH!
Sexy Eyes gave the walk report, saying the HASHERS walked through the lovely countryside with beautiful scenery, rice fields, ant bites, a map and a hare who still managed to get everyone lost and admitted it was a good thing. Well, with Sore Arse, the disMAPlexic, as your sole HARE, what can you expect? She gave it a score of -5. Overall Score = -6.5 to Sore Arse’s closest non numerical calculation.
Virgins, visitors and returnees
Phuc My 2 Introduced the virgins: Rachelle from Canada; Hai and Huyen from Vietnam; Tuan and Quyen from Vietnam; and taught them the rituals of the HASH.
Phuc My 2 welcomed back the returnees and visitors: Ball Account, Puppy Style, Little Squirt, Tastes Great, Dizzy Girl, Ginge Minge, Karina, Nichole and Creamy 2 Lips. Creamy 2 Lips was iced for leaving the circle to answeri her phone – leave and get back to the caller later! Puppy Style and Little Squirt were also put on the ice for being SPIES from Hanoi.
Paddy Fag was brought in to be the HASH dobber and charged as follows. Stevie Blunder for having holes in his socks – Hold on a minute, they were HASH socks and were meant to be more durable and better quality than any other socks available. Afrodizzyac for saying “The sun is so hot, it might turn me black.” Miss Saigon for getting LOST on the HASH after HASHING for a long time and had to be brought back on a motorbike. How Cum and Ball Account for being Short Cutting Bastards and arriving at the bus before him. All I can say is that Paddy Fag did actually set them a good example.
Phuc My 2 brought Stevie Blunder into the circle for being such a GOOD trainer and when she went on the HASH in Taiwan, she was a Front Running Bastard there and picked up a Rabbit SEX toy to present to Stevie Blunder for being a good influence on her.
Shithouse charged Paddy Fag because he went back to the bus to put on sun cream and saw Paddy Fag put sun cream on ALL of him, but forgot to put it on his nose. Stevie Blunder charged Paddy Fag for following paper, knowing that crossing a river would wash off the sun cream. Jack Off, Afrodizzyac, Spandex and Tinky Winky were brought into the circle for following paper instead of flour too. Wasn’t the paper from a previous trail, in the ancient past?
Shithouse charged the HARES, because Stevie Blunder charged last week’s HARES for not being on the right trail, but this time there was no HARE to be found other than a clueless Sore Arse.
Spandex Man charged Dizzy Girl because you can go to the cops with a problem in the Philippines and Malaysia, but not in Vietnam. Even if Marijuana is being smoked.
Paddy Fag charged the Americans for the stupidity of a couple wanting to announce their relationship was official with the man holding a book to his face, while his wife shot him dead, recorded it and posted it on You Tube! A sickening Murder!
Paddy Fag charged Ginge Minge for admitting to seeing Paddy Fag and following him, only to get LOST and therefore being the dumbest of the dumb.
Stevie Blunder and Ms Bean charged the Americans, because an American HASHER wanted to set a trail this week to celebrate AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY (Not celebrated by the BRITISH!) then dropped out due to other commitments, then called in the Canadians to congratulate them on Canadian Day, which was yesterday. Jean, the French man was brought into the circle as some parts of Canada is officially French spoken.
I Choked Linda Lovelace charged Puppy Style, Huyen and Nestor for sexting on the HASH and put them on the ICE for this.
The On On was held at GAME ON, our HASH bar.
Date: 09/07/2017 Location: D2
This will be a belated Independence Celebration with a plethora of the hares consisting of Harmonika Lewinski, Dizzy Girl, Ginge Minge and his darling cherub daughters Karina and Nichole. These two virgin hares will need appropriate names so get your thinking caps on. Allegedly the run will be in District 2 and will start at Estella at 4 pm (click here for location). They have promised to take us through the wilds of District 2 through shiggy and then they will lay on a traditional American BBQ for the On On.
There will be no bus this week. Hashes who wish to make their own way there should meet at the front entrance of the Estella apartments at 3:30 pm. Hashes wishing to share taxis from District 1 should meet at the Caravelle at 3 prompt. For directions to the Caravelle please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting Run 41, the District 4 Bridges Run on Friday 7th July. Once again they will delve into the by-ways and highways of District 4 and beyond. They promise you a fabulous run and walk. Meet at Thiên Ngoc restaurant at 207 Ben Van Don (click here for directions) from 18.30 with registration from 18.45. Run starts at 19.00 sharp. Bring along family and friends!
Phuc My 2 announced that she is planning to organise a Full Moon Hash in the near future. Keep an eye out on Facebook if you are interested in attending that. For details please click here.
Next year we are hoping the Indochina Mekong Hash will be hosted in Vietnam. Nha Trang Hash have expressed a desire to hold the event and we have offered to help them. The trails could be a collaborative effort between Nha Trang and Saigon Hares, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goodie bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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