|Today 17 December 2017|
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Date: 16/07/2017 Location: Long Thanh
The hares for this trail were Turn Off, Meatsickle, Fukcoffee and Dick Lace. However as all the Hashers who turned out for this weeks hash were so fit there was only a run and a longer run. Is this a first on the Sunday Hash? Although the Hashers had all come prepared to do some swinging, no hard balls, long sticks or tease were evident at any point on the trail. The trail was very varied and lived up to the very high standards of the Saigon Hash in all other respects.
The run report was given by Tug Muay Dong he reported that the run was beautiful with the only problem being the weather. The Religious Adviser had not done their job correctly and there had been rain, however this did mean that everyone got the opportunity to huddle together in a very cosy manner during the circle. He had also been a bit worried that we would all end up being arrested as we ran round in circles around the secret military base. He gave the trail an overall score of -9.
The Religious Advisor was very disappointed as she had no virgins to initiate. However we welcomed back Fucking Everywhere who has been off hashing with Headmistress and Tyler who has been MIA since last year.
The charges then commenced with this weeks dobber Sexy Eyes. She called in Fucking Everywhere for getting down and dirty. He had observed a spot of mud on his shoes and realised his standards were slipping so he washed them in the muddiest puddle he could find ensuring any clean spots were completely vanquished. She then charged Spandex Man whom she had observed going down on the Hash. Next it was Meatsickles turn. He was charged with going cave man. Although he generally presents himself as a well evolved Homo sapien, he can be observed every Sunday reverting to his hunter gatherer roots and foraging through the undergrowth.
The final Charge was from General Erection who charged Harmonica Lewinski with the very serious offense of naked running. The villagers peace had been shattered as mothers and fathers shielded the eyes of their daughters and sons and the Aunts and Grandmothers wailed as they had been unable to catch him.
The Circle was then closed enabling the Hashers to demonstrated their extreme sociability and capacity for imbibing beer. The On In was held at The Black Cat.
That's all for this week, short but hopefully sweet.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: 23/07/2017 Location: Dong Nai
Jack Off and his team will be taking us back into the wilds of Dong Nai in search of enlightenment and the magic number. There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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